Mikal Quotes in Wristcutters: A Love Story (2006)

Eugene: I'm not sitting in the back.

Zia: Why not?

Eugene: 'Cause everybody knows guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock.

Zia: What?

Eugene: That's a fact. If the guy in the backseat had a cock, he wouldn't be back there in the first place.

[Mikal scroffs]

Zia: Well, I... I mean, I got a cock man. So, how can... I'm not... Mik, do you have a cock?

Mikal: Yeah, I have a cock.

Zia: Wut?

Mikal: Big fat one.

[cut to the shot in which Eugene is sitting in between Zia and Mikal in front]

Zia: Being here with you reminds me of what I was like before my suicide.

Mikal: What were you like?

Zia: I was happy...

Mikal: Are you joking? Do you guys like it here? Who the hell likes being stuck in a place where you can't even smile? It's hot as balls, everybody's an asshole. I just wanna go home.

Mikal: Where are you going?

Eugene: East-ish.

Mikal: East-ish?

Mikal: [to Eugene's mom on the phone and pretending to be talking to Eugene] Next time you grab my ass, I'm gonna tell your mom, asshole, okay? Okay?