Mikaela Banes Quotes in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Sam Witwicky: Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?

Bumblebee: [does a dance] "I'm so excited, / And I just can't hide it..."

Sam Witwicky: Hey! I'm not taking you with me!

[Bumblebee is downcast]

Mikaela Banes: I'm gonna wait outside...

[goes outside and starts to strip]

Sam Witwicky: Bumblebee, just hear me out okay? You know, freshmen aren't allowed to have cars, that's all it is. It is best for both of us. I know it doesn't sound like it but... you're an Autobot, you shouldn't be living in my dad's garage. I mean you're suffocating in here. Hey will you look at me please? Hey, come on big guy...

[gives Bumblebee a hug]

Sam Witwicky: Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job. It's over with. You've gotta be something else, you've got have a bigger purpose then just me, Bee! I can't be the end all deal in your life! I wanna be normal, I want to go to college. Everybody has this, and I should be able to experience this. And I can't do that with you.

[Bumblebee bursts into tears; literally, with his windscreen cleaners malfunctioning]

Sam Witwicky: Come on... it's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know? Come on, don't do that... Bee, you're killing me...

[Bee angrily gesticulates to Sam to go away]

Sam Witwicky: You'll always be my first car man. I love you.

[leaves the garage]

Mikaela Banes: Okay, so how do we stop him?

Jetfire: Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.

Sam Witwicky: Optimus Prime?

[Jetfire leans forward to look at Sam]

Jetfire: So you've met a Prime? Why, you must have met a great descendant. Is he alive? Here, on this planet?

Sam Witwicky: He sacrificed himself to save me.

Jetfire: So he's dead. Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could have stopped the Fallen.

Sam Witwicky: So, the same energy that's gonna be used to reactivate the machine... could that energy somehow be used to reactive Optimus and bring him back to life?

Jetfire: It was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other.

Sam Witwicky: So, then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?

Jetfire: Follow your mind, your map, your symbols! What you carved in the sand, it's your clue: "When dawn lights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway!" Find the doorway! Go now! GO! That was my mission! It's YOUR mission now! Go before the Decepticons find me and find you!

[Sam, Mikaela, Leo, Simmons, Bumblebee and the Twins leave]

[Wheelie leads the group to an SR-71 Blackbird jet]

Wheelie: Oh, there he is... This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board! Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen.

[Sam sticks the Allspark shard into the jet. Mikaela makes a closer examination of the plane, and discovers a symbol... ]

Mikaela Banes: Oh, shit... It's a Deception!

Agent Simmons: Decepticon? Behind the MiG NOW!

[Sam, Mikaela, Leo and Simmons scramble away as the Blackbird transforms]

Jetfire: What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?

[Jetfire spots the humans]

Jetfire: Answer me, pawns and knaves! Show yourselves, or suffer my infinite wrath!

[Cautiously, the humans approach the robot]

Jetfire: You little spinal-cord-based organisms...!

[bangs his head on a model of a satellite, which drops and just misses Sam]

Jetfire: Oh, bugger it!

[stands upright]

Jetfire: Behold, the eternal glory of Jetfire! Prepare for remote systems override!

Wheelie: I tell you, this guy did NOT age well!

Mikaela Banes: I don't think he's gonna hurt us...

Wheelie: I will have so many Decepticons on your butt!

Mikaela Banes: [brings out blowtorch] Hey, behave!

Sam Witwicky: What is it, a Decepticon?

Mikaela Banes: Yeah.

Sam Witwicky: And you're training him?

Mikaela Banes: I'm trying to.

Agent Simmons: I spent my whole adult life combing the planet for aliens, and you're carrying around one in your purse like a little Chihuahua.

Wheelie: Huh? Do you want a throwdown, you pubic 'fro-head?

Mikaela Banes: Kiss this, bitch!

[runs Alice over]

[Mikaela discovers Wheelie and captures him]

Wheelie: Is that the best you got, huh? Is that the best you can do?

Mikaela Banes: What are you doing here, you little freak?

[she grabs a blowtorch, and burns Wheelie's right eye off]

Wheelie: That's my eye, you crazy bitch!

[clips a blue eye over his injured one as a replacement]

Mikaela Banes: You gonna talk now?

Wheelie: I seek knowledge from the Cube. The Fallen demands me!

Mikaela Banes: What knowledge?

Wheelie: You got the shard, I need the shard. Give me the shard. I need the shard. They're gonna whack me! I'm gonna be dead with that shard!

[Mikaela toys with Wheelie's good eye with the blowtorch]

Wheelie: Easy, Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage-scrap drone!

Mikaela Banes: Then I'm your worst nightmare!

Wheelie: Hey, hey, hey!

[Mikaela grabs Wheelie and stuffs him in a box]

Mikaela Banes: [to Wheelie] I'm sorry, I'm so sorry about your eye. But if you're a good boy, then I'm not gonna put out your other eye. I'm not gonna hurt you. Just tell me what these symbols are, please...

Wheelie: [examines the documents] Oh... oh, I know that, that's the language of the Primes! I don't read it, but these guys... Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?

Sam Witwicky: Is this them?

Wheelie: Yeah! Seekers, pal! Oldest of the old! They've been here for thousands of years, looking for something. I don't know what, nobody tells me nothing. But they'll translate those symbols for you. And I know where to find them!

Wheelie: I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides too, Warrior Goddess!

[climbs on Mikaela's foot]

Wheelie: Who's your little Autobot?

Mikaela Banes: Aww, you're cute...

Wheelie: Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name...

Sam Witwicky: What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?

Mikaela Banes: At least he's faithful, Sam.

Mikaela Banes: Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted. Can you just... Can you stop?

[pulls Wheelie off Mikaela]

Wheelie: Hey, what are you doing?

Sam Witwicky: Just stay right there, okay? I'm not gonna tell you again.

Leo Spitz: That's it! No mas! I'm not going anywhere, all right? And you guys are crazy! You don't even know where you're going! I'm staying! Who's with me, huh?

[no response]

Leo Spitz: Viva la revolution!

Mikaela Banes: Good luck, Leo.

Sam Witwicky: Enjoy the heat!

Agent Simmons: You're better off staying, you're slowing down the mission. I give you twenty minutes before the vultures start pecking at you like lunch meat! Try swallowing your tongue, go out quickly. End it with dignity.

[Everyone gets in the car and leaves]

Leo Spitz: Wait, wait, wait! Don't leave me with this old-ass plane... WAIT!

[runs after the convoy]

Sam Witwicky: [on the phone with Mikeala] I just read a 903-page astronomy book in 32.6 seconds. I had a meltdown in the middle of my class. I am seeing symbols ever since I...

Mikaela Banes: Since what?

Sam Witwicky: Ever since I touched the Cube splinter.

Sam Witwicky: [about the kiss from Alice] You ever had your stomach tongued by a mountain ox with a five-foot tongue? It's fun for me, okay, Mikaela? And it smelled like... Like diesel! Like a diesel-y tinge to it!

Mikaela Banes: You're such a little girl!

Mikaela Banes: You live with your momma?

Agent Simmons: No, my momma lives with me. There's a big difference.

Mikaela Banes: [to Sam] I'm not going to go without you!

Leo Spitz: Dead pigs.

Mikaela Banes: YUCK!

Agent Simmons: What you are about to see is top secret. Do *not* tell my mother!

[Simmons reveals a secret bunker in a meat locker]

Leo Spitz: Swine flu, not good.

Agent Simmons: Now you know: next time you eat a goat or a pig, there's a story behind it, sad little story.

Mikaela Banes: Here we are in the middle of the desert, with the stars above us, and you still can't tell me you love me.

Ticket Agent: And have any strangers given you anything suspicious to carry on today?

Wheelie: [muffled, inside a box] Yeah, a live bomb! Tick, tick, tick...

[Mikaela slams her foot on the box]

Mikaela Banes: No.

Major Lennox: [trying to revive Sam] Stay back! Mikaela, stay back!

Mikaela Banes: Fucking do something!

Mikaela Banes: You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Sam Witwicky: And?

Mikaela Banes: I'd do anything for you.

Mikaela Banes: And?

Judy Witwicky: [watching intently] He's about to say the L-word?

Ron Witwicky: [impatient] Come on, kiddo.

Sam Witwicky: I... adore you.

[Sam shows Mikaela Bumblebee testing his vocal processors]

Mikaela Banes: Is he still having voice problems?

Sam Witwicky: He's playing it off.

Sam Witwicky: Hey, beautiful! I made you a long-distance relationship kit... I got you a webcam so we can communicate 24/7!

Mikaela Banes: Sounds cute. I can't wait...

Mikaela Banes: It took all this to say you love me.

Sam Witwicky: You said it first.

Sam Witwicky: I love it when you say "camshafts." Whisper it to me.

Mikaela Banes: Camshafts.

Leo Spitz: [breaking down during the assault by the Decepticons] Oh, God. Please, God! Please...!

Mikaela Banes: Leo, stop freaking out, stop freaking out.

Agent Simmons: Shut this guy up, huh?

Leo Spitz: Please, just let me live, just let me live!

Mikaela Banes: Shut up and let him drive!

Sam Witwicky: Just stop screaming...

Agent Simmons: All right, that's it!

[tases Leo, rendering him unconscious]

Agent Simmons: I can't take that guy anymore.

Mikaela Banes: Guys always run when you say it first.

Sam Witwicky: Yeah, well, so do girls. Especially, girls like you with options.

Mikaela Banes: So this is all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested?

Sam Witwicky: Can be.

Mikaela Banes: Ain't those working?

[Mikaela catches Sam with Alice]

Alice: Is that your girlfriend?

Mikaela Banes: EX!

Mikaela Banes: Hey, Bones, you hungry?