Mikaela Quotes in Transformers (2007)


Mikaela Quotes:

  • Sam Witwicky: [looking up at Bumblebee] Can you talk?

    Bumblebee: [through his radio] "XM Satellite One"..."Digital Cable brings you"..."Columbia Broadcasting System"...

    Sam Witwicky: So, you... so you talk through the radio?

    Bumblebee: [clapping his hands] "Thank you, you're beautiful! You're wonderful, you're wonderful."

    Sam Witwicky: So what was that last night? What was that?

    Bumblebee: [pointing skywards] "Message from Starfleet, Captain"..."Throughout the inanimate vastness of space"..."And angels will rain down like visitors from Heaven! Hallelujah!"

    Mikaela: Visitors from heaven... so you're, like, an alien?

    [Bumblebee points a finger at her and nods, and converts into a Camaro]

    Bumblebee: "Any more questions you want to ask?"

    Sam Witwicky: He wants us to get in the car.

    Mikaela: [laughing nervously] And go where?

    Sam Witwicky: Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?

  • [Bumblebee, with Sam and Mikaela inside, is being chased by Barricade]

    Mikaela: Oh, God! We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

    Sam Witwicky: No, we're not. No, we're not gonna die. Trust me. He's a kick-ass driver!

    [Bumblebee heads towards a wall]

    Sam Witwicky: [high-pitched scream] Oh, my God! No! We're gonna die!

  • Mikaela: Why are you here?

    Optimus Prime: We are here looking for the All Spark. And we must find it before Megatron.

    Sam Witwicky: Mega-what?

    [Prime projects a holographic view of Cybertron]

    Optimus Prime: Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed. Our war finally consumed the planet, and the All Spark was lost to the stars. Megatron followed it to Earth, where Captain Witwicky found him...

    Sam Witwicky: My grandfather.

    Optimus Prime: It was an accident that intertwined our fates.

    [Captain Witwicky discovers Megatron in the ice]

    Optimus Prime: Megatron crash-landed before he could retrieve the Cube.

    [the Captain fiddles with Megatron's gears, causing a bright light to strike him... ]

    Optimus Prime: He accidentally activated his navigation system. The coordinates to the Cube's location on Earth were imprinted on his glasses.

    Sam Witwicky: How did you know about his glasses?

    Optimus Prime: eBay.

    Sam Witwicky: eBay...

    Ratchet: If the Decepticons find the All Spark, they will use its power to transform Earth's machines and build a new army.

    Optimus Prime: And the human race will be extinguished. Sam Witwicky, you hold the key to Earth's survival.

    Mikaela: Please tell me that you have those glasses?

  • [Bumblebee drives Sam and Mikaela through a tunnel]

    Mikaela: [in the back seat] This car's a pretty good driver.

    Sam Witwicky: [in the passenger seat] Yeah.

    [looks at the empty driver's seat]

    Sam Witwicky: Why don't you go sit on that seat there?

    Mikaela: I'm not gonna sit on that seat. He's driving.

    Sam Witwicky: Yeah. You're right. You know, maybe you should sit on my lap.

    Mikaela: Why?

    Sam Witwicky: Well, I have the only seat belt here. Safety first.

    Mikaela: Yeah. Right.

    [Mikaela moves from the back seat to Sam's lap]

    Sam Witwicky: See? That's better.

    Mikaela: You know, that seat belt thing was a pretty smooth move.

    Sam Witwicky: Thank you.

  • [Bumblebee approaches Sam and Mikaela]

    Mikaela: What is it?

    Sam Witwicky: It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese.

    [He slowly walks towards Bumblebee]

    Mikaela: [alarmed] What are you doing?

    Sam Witwicky: I don't think it wants to hurt us. He would've done that already.

    Mikaela: Really? Well, do you speak robot? Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match!

  • Agent Simmons: Last night at the station, you told the officer your car transformed. Enlighten me.

    Sam Witwicky: Well, here's what I said, okay? 'Cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen...

    Agent Simmons: Really?

    Sam Witwicky: ...from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it's back! It came back!

    Mikaela: Well, not by itself.

    Sam Witwicky: Well, no.

    Mikaela: Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.

    [everyone laughs]

    Agent Simmons: So what do you kids know about aliens, huh?

    [laughing stops]

  • Optimus Prime: Are you Samuel James Witwicky, descendent of Archibald Witwicky?

    Mikaela: They know your name!

    Sam Witwicky: Yeah.

    Optimus Prime: My name is Optimus Prime. We are Autonomous Robotic Organisms from the planet Cybertron.

    Ratchet: But you can call us "Autobots", for short.

  • Sam Witwicky: Where's my car?

    Tom Banachek: Son, listen to me very carefully. People could die here. We need to know everything you know, and we need to know it right now.

    Sam Witwicky: Okay... But first I'll take my car, my parents - maybe you should write that down. Oh, and her juvie record. That's gotta be gone. Like, forever.

    Tom Banachek: [exhales] Come with me. We'll talk about your car.

    Mikaela: [to Sam] Thank you.

    Sam Witwicky: Sure.

    Agent Simmons: [deep sigh] The man's an extortionist.

  • Captain Lennox: Sam! Where's the Cube?

    Sam Witwicky: Right there.

    Captain Lennox: Okay. Epps, get those Black Hawks here!

    [sees a building]

    Captain Lennox: That building. Okay.

    Sam Witwicky: What?

    Captain Lennox: All right, I can't leave my guys back there, so here, take this flare.

    [hands him the flare and the All Spark]

    Captain Lennox: Okay, there's a tall, white building with statues on top. Go to the roof. Set the flare.

    Sam Witwicky: No.

    Captain Lennox: Signal the chopper and set the flare.

    Sam Witwicky: No, no. I can't do this!

    Captain Lennox: [grabs him] Listen to me! You're a soldier now! All right? I need you to take this Cube. Get it into military hands while we hold them off, or a lot of people are gonna die.

    [to Mikaela]

    Captain Lennox: You got to go. You got to go.

    Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving.

    Captain Lennox: You need to go. Go.

    Mikaela: No, I'm not leaving till I get Bumblebee out of here, okay?

    USAF Master Sgt. Epps: [into radio] Army Black Hawk requested. Immediate evac for civilian boy with precious cargo. Headed to rooftop marked by flare.

    Ironhide: Sam, we will protect you.

    Sam Witwicky: [breathing heavily] Okay.

  • Mikaela: [after Sam has tripped on his mother's bike] That was, uh... that was really awesome.

    Sam Witwicky: Felt awesome.

    Mikaela: Are you okay?

    Sam Witwicky: No, I'm not okay alright? I'm losin' my mind a little bit. Gettin' chased by my car right now, gotta go!

  • Trent: Why doesn't my little bunny hop in the back seat?

    Mikaela: God, I can't even tell you how much I'm not your little bunny.

    [walks off]

    Trent: [cocky] Okay. You'll call me.

  • Mikaela: Sam, wait! No matter what happens, I'm really glad I got in that car with you.

  • Sam Witwicky: What is Sector 7? Answer me!

    Agent Simmons: I ask the questions round here, not you, young man!

    Mikaela: All right, how did you know about the aliens?

    Sam Witwicky: Where did you take my parents?

    Agent Simmons: I am not at liberty to discuss...

    [Sam snatches his badge away]

    Agent Simmons: Hey, you touch me, that's a federal offense!

    Sam Witwicky: [holding it up] "Do whatever you want and get away with it" badge, right?

    Agent Simmons: Brave now, all of a sudden with his big alien friends standing over there.

  • Agent Simmons: I'm gonna lock you up forever!

    Mikaela: [to Sam] Oh God, you know what? Don't listen to him, he's just pissy because he has to get back to guarding the mall.

    Agent Simmons: You in the training bra, do not test me!

  • [trying to escape Barricade, Sam tackles Mikaela off her bike]

    Mikaela: What is your problem, Sam?

    Sam Witwicky: Okay, there's a monster, it just attacked me!

    [Barricade stomps after them]

    Sam Witwicky: Here it comes!

  • Mikaela: You know what I don't understand?

    Sam Witwicky: What?

    Mikaela: If he's like, this super-advanced robot, why does he transform into this piece-of-crap Camaro?

  • Mikaela: [to Sam] You are the strangest boy I have ever met!

  • Mikaela: Remember those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? Well, they weren't always his.

  • Mikaela: I'll drive, you shoot!

  • [Bumblebee fires a shot straight into Devastator's chest]

    Mikaela: Nice shot!

  • [Sam makes Mikaela talk to his mother]

    Mikaela: [to Sam, smiling] Your mom's really nice.

  • Judy Witwicky: Sam, we heard you talking to someone...

    Sam Witwicky: Mom, I...

    [Sam's parents fall silent and stare at Mikaela]

    Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.

    [Judy starts giggling and chucks Sam on the shoulder]

    Judy Witwicky: Gosh, you're gorgeous!

    [turns to Ron]

    Judy Witwicky: Isn't that the prettiest girl?

    Sam Witwicky: She can hear you talking, Mom.

  • [Sam gives Mikaela a ride home]

    Mikaela: [looking out the window] I can't believe that I'm here right now.

    Sam Witwicky: You can duck down if you want. I mean, it won't hurt my feelings.

    Mikaela: Oh, no no no. I didn't mean here with you. I just meant here, like, in this situation. The same situation that I'm always in. 'Cause, I don't know, I guess I just have a weakness for hot guys, for tight abs and really big arms.

    Sam Witwicky: Big arms?


    Sam Witwicky: Well, there's a couple new additions in the car. Like, I just put that light there...

    [points back, and flexes his arm muscle]

    Sam Witwicky: ...and that disco ball...

    [he turns his hand forward, still flexing]

    Sam Witwicky: ...and so the light reflects off the disco ball.

    [points back and forth, flexing his arm all the while]

  • Mikaela: You got a high rise double pump carburetor. That's... that's pretty impressive, Sam.

    Sam Witwicky: Double pump?

    Mikaela: It squirts the fuel in so you can go faster.

    Sam Witwicky: Oh... I like to go faster.

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