Middle Aged Man Quotes in The Last of Robin Hood (2013)

Middle Aged Man: I've seen all your movies. The Seawhawk was my favorite. I-I saw that, like, 5 times.

Errol Flynn: Really? I could barely get through it once.

Middle Aged Man: Oh, but you're such a great actor, Mr. Flynn. Thank you.

Styist: OK, what are we doing today?

David Clark: Yeah. I say, give me somethin' that says, 'I get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where my jag-off boss expects me to kiss his balls all day just so I can afford to keep my ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer shit and my wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day I get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth.'

Middle Aged Man: [Indicating his own haircut] Right here.

David Clark: [Points in the mirror] Yeah. That's it. That's the one.