Micki Salinger Quotes in Micki + Maude (1984)

Micki Salinger: [during labor] I'll need a phone.

Admissions clerk: A phone in the labor room?

Micki Salinger: Yes, and I don't suppose I could have a stenographer in the labor room?

Nurse Mary Verbeck: [telling a spaced out Micki about Rob's infidelity] I have some bad news, Mrs. Salinger. Dr. Fibel and I... how shall I put this. Dr. Fibel and I...

Micki Salinger: It's okay, I know.

Nurse Mary Verbeck: You do?

Micki Salinger: Yes.

Nurse Mary Verbeck: And you don't mind?

Micki Salinger: Why should I mind?

Nurse Mary Verbeck: Frankly, I'm shocked.

Micki Salinger: What am I supposed to do cancel surgery because my doctor's having an affair with his nurse?

Nurse Mary Verbeck: What?

Micki Salinger: [laughing hysterically] You're having an affair with Dr. Fibel.

Nurse Mary Verbeck: What on earth are you talking about? I'm not that kind of woman and neither is Dr. Fibel.

Rob Salinger: [Nurse Verbeck leaves the room in a huff and Rob steps in to find Micki laughing away] Micki, Micki, is everything all right in here?

Micki Salinger: Oh, Rob, did you noticed that Nurse Verbeck is just a little bit menopausal?

Micki Salinger: [to Rob about Maude] You've been sleeping with her the same way Fibel's been sleeping with Verbeck!

Dr. Elliot Fibel: [in the operating room] Knock that woman out!

Micki Salinger: Get off the bed, kitty.