Mick "Crocodile" Dundee Quotes in Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001)

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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee Quotes:

  • Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Couldn't you just buy the actual paintings?

    Phil: Maybe for a big motion picture like Mission Impossible 3. But I haven't seen Tom Cruise around the set, have you?

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: [thinking] Tom Cruise... what's he look like?

    Phil: [confused] Like Tom Cruise...... Geez Mick, where you born in a cave?

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah! How'd you know that?

    Phil: Never mind.

  • Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: [just before leaving curator's office, he notices a painting] Who painted this?

    Curator: Pablo Picasso.

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.

  • The Wendy's Girl: Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Good evening, Wendy!

  • Miss Mathis: Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.

    Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.

  • Sue Charleton: So did he behave?

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, yeah he was no trouble.

    Sue Charleton: Not you. I was talking to Mikey!

  • [Driving into Wendy's Drive-Thru]

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.

    Jacko: So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you.

    [winks]

    Jacko: Clever buggers, these yanks.

  • [After foiling some gangsters who try to mug them]

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Now I know why they call L.A. 'The city on wheels'.

    Jacko: Why's that?

    Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Well they don't even get out of there car to mug ya.

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