Michelangelo Quotes in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)
Michelangelo: [points to Donnie] Donatello over there in the purple, he's a technical genius who is, technically, a genius!
[points to Raph]
Michelangelo: Raphael over there in the red, he's like a big, cuddly teddy bear... if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent.
[points to Leo]
Michelangelo: This is Leonardo, he's in the blue, fearless leader, silent, but deadly, hah!
[points to himself]
Michelangelo: And I'm Michelangelo, sporting my signature orange! I'm a triple threat, brains, brawn, and obviously a dazzling personality! Ladies like to call me Mikey!
Leonardo: [puts his arm around Mikey] Are you done?
Michelangelo: [chuckles at Bebop] Dude, bringing back the mohawk! Good for you!
Bebop: Oh ho ho, you all gots jokes, huh? Well, let's see how funny you are after we bash your heads in!
[Bebop and Rocksteady attack]
April O'Neil: What's your name?
Casey Jones: Casey Jones.
April O'Neil: [smiles] Hey...
Michelangelo: One question... so are you two like a thing?
Michelangelo: [taps Krang suit] I was expecting way worse...
[Krang pops out]
Michelangelo: It's like a chewed-up piece of gum, with a face!
Casey Jones: [spots Splinter in the lair] Guys, nobody move! Don't move... there is a giant rat back there.
Raphael: Uh, yeah, we've seen him around here before. You know, there's only one way to get rid of him. You gotta get low...
Raphael: When you go at him, you gotta go fast, gotta go hard.
Michelangelo: We believe in you, Casey Jones! It's on you, bro!
Raphael: Yeah, exactly.
Michelangelo: Three, two, one... go!
[Casey charges at Splinter... who knocks him down]
Splinter: Giant rat: one. New guy: zero.
Raphael: [laughs] I can't believe it was that easy!
Rebecca Vincent: What are you?
Michelangelo: We're not really into labels.
Leonardo: Some call us freaks... monsters.
Raphael: Let's just say we're four brothers, who hate bullies and love this city.
[Leonardo chops off the Krang suit's arm]
Krang: You think I didn't plan for this?
[summons a replacement arm and new weapons]
Michelangelo: Guys, he's literally re-arming!
[fighting on a plane after losing to Bebop and Rocksteady]
Michelangelo: You can't just push past me like that!
Raphael: You were being a nitwit! You were going to let it get by you!
Donatello: I had it right in my hand, you acted like I wasn't even there!
Leonardo: It is not my job to make your presence known, okay! Get your head out of your head and communicate!
Raphael: Well, what do you expect? He's all logic, no skill!
Michelangelo: [to Raph] Well, coming from the guy who's all instinct, no restraint...
Leonardo: [to Mikey] What do YOU know about anything! You're all heart, and no brains!
Donatello: [to Leo] How could you? You may know a lot about strategy ,but you know nothing about feelings!
Leonardo: Fair enough. Wanna know the one thing I am feeling? We may be brothers... but we are not a team.
Michelangelo: Halloween parade, bro! it's the one night of the year we can fit in...
[comes out and walks in the parade]
Raphael: Get back here!
[pulls him back into their sewer]
Raphael: What part of "move in the shadows" don't you understand?
Leonardo: Mikey, we got company!
Michelangelo: Nunchuks Giganticus!
[wields giant nunchuks on two robotic arms]
Michelangelo: [skyboarding] This is awesome!
[the Turtles and Bebop and Rocksteady float down a river]
Rocksteady: Bye, Turtles!
Michelangelo: That's nice of them to say goodbye...
Rocksteady: Heads up!
[the Turtles go over a waterfall screaming]
[the Turtles encounter a group of Foot Soldiers on board a plane]
Raphael: The good news is, you're wearing chutes...
Raphael: The bad news is...!
[the Foot Soldiers are thrown out of the cargo door, each of their parachutes deploying as they fall]
Michelangelo: [in tears] You should have seen the looks on their faces... it wasn't just fear, it was actual hate...
Splinter: It will be all right, my son. People fear what they do not understand.
[the Turtles hide in the cargo hold of a plane]
Michelangelo: Isn't there supposed to be three stewardesses handing out warm towels and stuff?
Raphael: Not here, Mikey. Not for us.
[the Turtles train at the Chrysler building]
Leonardo: Okay guys, let's do this! Turtle formation!
[the Turtles dogpile each other]
Leonardo: What happened to Turtle formation?
Michelangelo: Turtle formation? I thought you said Squirrel formation!
Raphael: Why would he say Squirrel formation, you idiot?
Michelangelo: [on the purple ooze] It was the coolest thing I'd ever seen... It gave me hope, you know, that we don't have to be stuck down here for ever...
Raphael: So Leo told Donnie to keep it a secret, from US?
[April meets the Turtles for the first time]
April O'Neil: What are you?
Leonardo: Well, miss, we're ninjas.
Raphael: We're mutants!
Donatello: Technically, we're turtles.
Michelangelo: And we're teenagers. But we can have adult conversations.
April O'Neil: So, you're... Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
Donatello: When you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous!
[the Turtles are in an elevator]
Michelangelo: [taps a rhythm on his nunchuks] MC Mikey!
[his brothers follow suit with their weapons]
Raphael: [to April in a menacing voice] Give me the camera.
Michelangelo: Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice...
Raphael: I only saw Batman once!
[the Turtles sneak back home]
Leonardo: [whispers] Fall in, QUIETLY.
Leonardo: Shhh! If Master Splinter catches us, he'll send us back to the Hashi.
Raphael: I ain't going back to the Hashi!
Leonardo: [shoves Raph] Every time we're in the Hashi, it's because of YOU!
Raphael: [shoves Leo] Well, bro, you don't have to worry about me dragging you down anymore!
Michelangelo: What's that supposed to mean?
Raphael: I'm going out on my own, first chance I get.
Michelangelo: How're we gonna finish our hip hop Christmas album, bro? You're the hype man!
[everyone starts shushing each other]
Raphael: [to Mikey] You spit in my eye!
Leonardo: Nobody's going out, we all stick together!
Michelangelo: [to Raph] Sorry I spat in your eye, bro.
Leonardo: I think this is it, guys!
[the Turtles and April start to plummet to the ground]
Leonardo: Does anyone have anything they wanna say? Donnie?
Donatello: I'm the one who eats the icing off the pop tarts in the morning and puts them back in the box!
Michelangelo: I so did not understand the ending of Lost!
Raphael: I just... uh, uh... If this our last moment together, I just want you guys to know I'm sorry! I'm sorry I was so hard on you! Ugh. Everytime I pushed you I... I threatened you, I yelled at you, I pushed you beyond your limits, it's because I believe in you! I believe in each one of you! I believe in you spirit and your intelligence and your potential! And every time I talked about walking away it was because I was scared! I just didn't think I was good enough to stand next to you and call you brothers, and say to you, I love you! I love you guys so much!
Donatello: Raph... we made it. You crying?
Raphael: No, ding dong. It's just a little dusty out here.
[April comes face to face with Michelangelo]
Michelangelo: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill! It's just a mask, see? Don't freak out.
[takes off his mask]
Donatello: [wakes up April] Ma'am, can you hear me? Do you know what city you're in? Do you know where you are?
Michelangelo: Have you seen that video where the cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks?
[as the Turtles leave]
Leonardo: [to April] Do NOT say a word about this to anyone. If you do, we will find you. April O'Neil.
Michelangelo: Yeeeaaah, we'll fiiiind yoooou! O'Neil!... I'm sorry, that came across super-creepy. We will find you, though!
[Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking in]
Splinter: Where have you been?
[knocks down Leonardo]
Raphael: We were working out!
[gets knocked down]
Donatello: I forgot to soak my retainer!
[gets knocked down]
Michelangelo: I'm totally sleepwalking! Mikey's sleeping, and walking, he's totally innocent!
[gets knocked down]
Michelangelo: [takes April] Come with me, I gotta safe place for you to hide. And if you're thirsty I got a secret stash of orange crush behind the fridge. Don't tell Raph.
[the Turtles crowd around a wounded Splinter; Splinter whispers to Michelangelo]
Leonardo: What did he say?
Michelangelo: He said "Please take your knee off my chest."
[Splinter brings out a pizza since his children won't speak]
Splinter: Of course, you've all tasted the five-cheese pizza. But this... cheesemongers have speculated its existence for centuries. Da Vinci's original masterpiece. I submit to you... Novantanove Formaggio, The 99-cheese pizza!
Michelangelo: It's not possible...
Donatello: Mikey, it's a trap! A pizza with that variety of cheese is a culinary impossibility!
Splinter: [holds out a piece to Michelangelo] Shall I list the ingredients? Cheddar... Provolone...
Leonardo: Mikey, don't you do it!
Donatello: Keep it together!
Michelangelo: I don't even know what that is...
Splinter: Mozzarella, of course...
Michelangelo: [cracks] Okay, okay, okay... We left the lair because the Foot were taking hostages, and we totally kicked butt, and there was this girl named April O'Neil who took our picture... but we took care of it!
[after beating the Foot, the Turtles celebrate on a rooftop]
Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! This is OUR city! These are OUR streets!
Michelangelo: You mess with us, you steppin' to the Wu-TANG!
Raphael: Did you see that guy's jaw connect with the concrete?
Donatello: He'll be drinking out of a sippy cup for months!
Raphael: That's what I'm talking about! Like shadows in the night, completely unseen...
[April takes a picture]
Michelangelo: What was that?
Donatello: It's a camera flash...
Michelangelo: Guys, did you see? I totally talked to a girl!
Raphael: Hey, Mikey, remember that thing you used to say when we were kids?
Michelangelo: You made me promise never to say it again...
Raphael: Forget about that! Still got one in the tank?
Michelangelo: I've been holding it in for years...
[the Turtles charge at the Shredder]
Michelangelo: [smashes through a Foot SUV and grabs the wheel] Hey, I'm drivin'!
[all the Turtles get jammed in a tunnel]
Donatello: [smells a fart] Mikey, was that you?
Michelangelo: Eh... pepperoni.
Michelangelo: Leo's in trouble!
Raphael: My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...
Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once!
[goes to save Leonardo]
Raphael: Looking for this?
[holds up April's phone]
April O'Neil: No no no, don't break that! Please!
Leonardo: [takes the phone out of Raph's hand] How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!
Raphael: Who made you boss?
Leonardo: You know who did.
[both get in each others' faces]
Michelangelo: Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.
[the Turtles take April and Vernon through the sewers]
Michelangelo: Please keep your hands and feet inside the shell at all times!
Leonardo: All these years you told us we were rescued from the fire by a great guardian spirit, a hogosha.
Splinter: That's right.
[points at April]
Splinter: This is the hogosha.
[all the Turtles bow to April]
Michelangelo: [whispers] Dude, my girlfriend is the hogosha...
[Leo hits him]
[all the Turtles are in the Hashi]
Michelangelo: [doing a handstand on a swivel chair] Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that can break me right now!
[Splinter tosses a pizza at Michelangelo]
Michelangelo: Starting to crack...
[the Turtles don their bandanas]
[the Turtles show off their assault van]
Michelangelo: Check the bases, bro!
[activates missiles that blow up a car]
Michelangelo: My bad... still figuring out the buttons...
[the Turtles bring April to their lair]
Michelangelo: Welcome to my crib, girl!
April O'Neil: Where are we?
Michelangelo: This is our Fortress of Solitude, our Hogwarts, our Xavier's Academy, our secret Wonderland!
April O'Neil: [sniffs] Are we in the sewer?
Donatello: Technically, yes.
Donatello: Surveillance are showing heavy, HEAVY Foot Clan activity.
Raphael: They've taken hostages, dude...
Leonardo: You know we're not supposed to go above ground!
Raphael: We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.
Michelangelo: [looking at a monitor] This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!
Leonardo: Don't be an idiot!
[changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]
Leonardo: Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!
Michelangelo: [fights the Foot] Wassup, bro? Oh, you want some of this? I'm a snapping turtle fool! Snap, snap, snap!
Michelangelo: [spars with Donnie] Wassup, bro? You want some of this? I'm like a ghost! I'm over here, then I'm over here bro! I'm a shadow! I'm a flying shadow fire dragon!
[Donatello knocks him down]
Michelangelo: So guys, if it wasn't already obvious with that girl... dibs!
[Michelangelo stares at April]
Michelangelo: [whispers] Oh, she's hot, I can feel my shell tightening...
Raphael: We can hear you!
[April stares at the Turtles]
Raphael: See, she's looking at us like we're freaks! I bet that's why you took our picture, wasn't it, to show to your friends?
Michelangelo: Bro, that's a good thing. Maybe she has hot friends!
April O'Neil: Swing me toward him!
[the Turtles swing April at Shredder and she knocks him off]
Michelangelo: That's my girl!
Michelangelo: [to April] Wassup, Angel Cakes?
Michelangelo: Like a shadow, bro!
April O'Neil: [observes Winters laying on floor] It's Winters.
Michelangelo: Looks more like fall to me.
Michelangelo: I have nightmares about birthday parties.
Michelangelo: Dudes, did anyone get the license plate number of that thing that hit us last night? Man, my head.
Donatello: Okay, that was just weird, first the Foot, then that hideous monster,
Michelangelo: Yeah, it looked like your mom, dude!
Donatello: Yeah, that would make her your mom too, dufus.
Master Splinter: Ah, good morning boys!
Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo: Good morning Sensei.
Michelangelo: I'd give us a ten for style.
Michelangelo: An eight for skill.
Michelangelo: And a two for stealth.
Michelangelo: Why skate a half-pipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?
Michelangelo: [re: Nightwatcher] I hear his bike turns into a plane, or like a jet pack. Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jet packs?
Donatello: Yeah, that's good, Mikey. I don't even trust you with a driver's license.
[to the others]
Donatello: Have you seen the way this guy drives?
Michelangelo: [they hear a monster roar] Woah... Ho Ho someone's craky!
Raphael: [to Leo] ok Jungle Boy, grab a vine
Donatello: Within hours, we'll lose the city. Within days, the country. And within weeks... the world.
Michelangelo: Oh, so it's like Hailey's Comet - only monsters come out!
Michelangelo: What do you think it is?
Donatello: An interdimensional portal to a distant world, I would assume.
Michelangelo: Ooooh! I want one!
Michelangelo: [looking in the monster's capsules for Leonardo] Leo?
[monster leaps at window snarling]
Michelangelo: Sorry, wrong cage.
Michelangelo: [pauses skateboarding] Oh, so it's like Haley's Comet, only monsters come out?
Donatello: Umm, well, yes, I guess so.
Michelangelo: I'm smart.
[skateboards off-screen, sound of a loud crash]
Michelangelo: OW! I'm OK!
Michelangelo: Sensei, are you all right?
Master Splinter: [chuckles] We must do this more often.
Master Splinter: Ee-yah!
[kicks demon back into vortex]
Master Splinter: I still got it!
Michelangelo: [falls into a dumpster] I'm okay!
Raphael: OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?
Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.
Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.
Michelangelo: Did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? It looked like your mom, dude!
Donatello: ...Yeah, that would make her your mom too, doofus.
Michelangelo: [talking in his sleep] Duuuude.
Pope Julius II: When will you make an end?
Michelangelo: When I am finished!
Raphael: For what is an artist in this world but a servant, a lackey for the rich and powerful? Before we even begin to work, to feed this craving of ours, we must find a patron, a rich man of affairs, or a merchant, or a prince or... a Pope. We must bow, fawn, kiss hands to be able to do the things we must do or die.
Raphael: We are harlots always peddling beauty at the doorsteps of the mighty.
Michelangelo: If it comes to that, I won't be an artist.
Raphael: [scoffs] You'll always be an artist. You have no choice.
Michelangelo: I'm a Florentine and a Christian... painting in this century. They were Greeks and pagans living in theirs. Pagans? Christians? An artist should be above such distinction. And a cardinal, especially one who pretends to understand art... should be above such foolishness. I'll tell you what stands between us and the Greeks. Two thousand years of human suffering stands between us! Christ on His Cross stands between us. And this difference is what I will express in my paintings. Just as I'll paint the truth in spite of all the bigots... and hypocrites in Rome! Why do you bring fools to judge my work?
Michelangelo: He sings for pleasure, not money.
Jerry: Well, there's a great deal of pleasure in money. You know, you... it's green and crinkly. You can fondle the bills.
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