Michel Quotes in Hancock (2008)

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Michel Quotes:

  • Michel: Asshole.

    John Hancock: [leans in close to Michel] Call me a asshole one more time.

    Michel: Assho...

    John Hancock: [launches Michel into the sky; turns to chubby kid] How about you, Thickness?

    [chubby kid shakes his head; turns to kid with glasses]

    John Hancock: Goggles?

    [kid with glasses shakes his head]

  • Michel: [raising his glass in a toast] Vive la mort ! Vive la guerre ! Vive le sacré mercenaire !

  • Michel: [to Adam] When are you gonna do something about Medusa out there? You're pushing her too hard. If you're not careful, she's gonna end up like you. And we can't have a kitchen with two of you in it.

  • Ariane Chavasse: They're very odd people, you know. When they're young, they have their teeth straightened, their tonsils taken out and gallons of vitamins pumped into them. Something happens to their insides! They become immunized, mechanized, air-conditioned and hydromatic. I'm not even sure whether he has a heart.

    Michel: What is he? A creature from outer space?

    Ariane Chavasse: No. He's an American.

  • Ariane Chavasse: He doesn't believe in love. He's above it. He considers himself invulnerable. But I think I've hit the spot.

    Michel: What spot?

    Ariane Chavasse: He can be jealous, and that's a very good sign.

    Michel: What are you talking about?

    Ariane Chavasse: They're very odd people. When they're young, they've their teeth straightened, their tonsils taken out and gallons of vitamins pumped into them. Something happens to their insides. They become immunized, mechanized, air-conditioned and hydromatic. I'm not even sure whether he has a heart.

    Michel: What is he, a creature from outer space?

    Ariane Chavasse: No, he's an American.

  • Marcello: You should do a special menu. "A dinner offered by four Burgundian gentlemen to three nice Canterbury whores!"

    Philippe: Ah, so they're whores, eh?

    Michel: What did you expect?

    Philippe: I've got a great menu idea. "The Whore Menu"! A sauté of fat and lean given by four gourmand gourmets, epicures for three young ladies, in twelve courses.

    Marcello: That's it.

    Philippe: Crayfish à la Mozart on a bed of rice à la Sully, with Sauce Aurora.

    Marcello: Not bad.

  • Terry McKay: How's your fiancee?

    Michel: She's got a cold.

    Terry McKay: Oh, that's too bad. Got it at Lake Como?

    Michel: No, she wasn't there.

    Terry McKay: Uhh... , Uh, you mean the Lady of the Lake was not...

    Michel: [Shakes head] That was her best friend.

    Terry McKay: Oh.

    Michel: [Another shake, and grimace]

    Terry McKay: Chummy bunch.

  • Terry McKay: What are you trying to say, Michel?

    Michel: I'm trying to say that it would take me six months to find out if I'm worthy to say what's in my heart.

    Terry McKay: Oh, that's just about the nicest thing...

  • Terry McKay: Well, I'd be surprised.

    Michel: If you were surprised, that would surprise me!

  • Michel: If you don't mind, I think I'll take my pride for a walk.

  • Michel: Top of the Empire State Building?

    Terry McKay: Yes. That's it right there. It's the tallest building in the world - you can't miss that. It's the nearest thing to heaven we have in New York.

  • Jeanne: I don't know. Perhaps everything has a reason.

    Michel: Jeanne, are you that naïve?

  • Michel: Oh, Jeanne, to reach you at last, what a path I had to take.

  • Michel: Did you come alone today?

    Franck: What do you mean?

    Michel: Without your boyfriend?

    Franck: What boyfriend?

    Michel: The guy you're always with.

    Franck: We're not together.

    Michel: Really? I thought you were.

    Franck: We barely know each other.

    Michel: I'm surprised. You seem happy together.

    Franck: And what'd you do with yours?

    Michel: He's not really my boyfriend, either.

    Franck: He seemed hooked the other day.

    Michel: No. It's just a casual thing. Nothing serious.

    Franck: What if he sees us?

    Michel: He won't.

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