Michael Harlan Quotes in My Science Project (1985)
Michael Harlan Quotes:
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Vince Latello: Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan: Oh yeah.
Vince Latello: Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan: What did she do?
Vince Latello: Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary!
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Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter] We need a book.
Sherman: Oh, a car book?
Vince Latello: [mockingly] A car book?
Michael Harlan: No, a book on strange things.
Sherman: Like Vince.
Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!
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Bob Roberts: You guys skipped my science finals today! Where were you?
Michael Harlan: We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...
Vince Latello: Yeah, in the ozone.
Bob Roberts: In the ozone, Blowzone! Now look, I'm tired of you two. Let me tell you something, unless your science project is dyno-supreme
[pauses]
Bob Roberts: you both get D's!
Vince Latello: [eagerly] Hey I'll take it!
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Vince Latello: Danger makes great sex. Catch you guys later!
Michael Harlan: Latello, wait!
Vince Latello: Hey! These are all optical dillusions. Like ghosts, so it's cool!
[calling into the fog]
Vince Latello: Here comes Latello, YO!
[Neanderthal Man jumps out and attacks]
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Vince Latello: I don't believe this! I could be home watchin' Magnum!
Michael Harlan: Will you stop whining?
Vince Latello: WHINING? BARNEY RUBBLE JUST TRIED TO FLAME ME OUT!
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Bob Roberts: This thing is creating light and energy without heat, Michael!
Michael Harlan: How is that possible?
Bob Roberts: It's not possible! Not in this World, anyway.
Vince Latello: Whoa, what other World are we talking about?
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