Michael Harlan Quotes in My Science Project (1985)

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Michael Harlan Quotes:

  • Vince Latello: Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.

    Michael Harlan: Oh yeah.

    Vince Latello: Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.

    Michael Harlan: What did she do?

    Vince Latello: Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary!

  • Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter] We need a book.

    Sherman: Oh, a car book?

    Vince Latello: [mockingly] A car book?

    Michael Harlan: No, a book on strange things.

    Sherman: Like Vince.

    Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman] Hey, syonara dicknose!

  • Bob Roberts: You guys skipped my science finals today! Where were you?

    Michael Harlan: We got kinda hung up in the auto shop...

    Vince Latello: Yeah, in the ozone.

    Bob Roberts: In the ozone, Blowzone! Now look, I'm tired of you two. Let me tell you something, unless your science project is dyno-supreme

    [pauses]

    Bob Roberts: you both get D's!

    Vince Latello: [eagerly] Hey I'll take it!

  • Vince Latello: Danger makes great sex. Catch you guys later!

    Michael Harlan: Latello, wait!

    Vince Latello: Hey! These are all optical dillusions. Like ghosts, so it's cool!

    [calling into the fog]

    Vince Latello: Here comes Latello, YO!

    [Neanderthal Man jumps out and attacks]

  • Vince Latello: I don't believe this! I could be home watchin' Magnum!

    Michael Harlan: Will you stop whining?

    Vince Latello: WHINING? BARNEY RUBBLE JUST TRIED TO FLAME ME OUT!

  • Bob Roberts: This thing is creating light and energy without heat, Michael!

    Michael Harlan: How is that possible?

    Bob Roberts: It's not possible! Not in this World, anyway.

    Vince Latello: Whoa, what other World are we talking about?

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