Michael Grates Quotes in Reality Bites (1994)

Michael Grates: Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you.

Troy Dyer: There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite, but there's no secret handshake.

Lelaina Pierce: Are you religious?

Michael Grates: Um, uh, I guess, uh, I guess I'm, uh, a non-practicing Jew.

Lelaina Pierce: Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

Michael Grates: Can you hear me now?