Michael Cera Quotes in This Is the End (2013)
Michael Cera Quotes:
Michael Cera: Hey, does this coke smell funny?
[blows cocaine into Christopher's face]
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Oh, fuck, Michael. I've never done cocaine.
Michael Cera: Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time.
Michael Cera: [after a broken light post pierces through his chest] Is it bad?
Michael Cera: Is it bad?
Michael Cera: [after everyone at James Franco's party runs outside and sees that the Hollywood Hills are engulfed in flames] Wait, wait, wait! Everybody listen up! Listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin empty your pockets!
Martin Starr: What?
Michael Cera: I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! Unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people!
Seth Rogen: No one took your fucking cell phone...
Michael Cera: [the ground begins to crack under Michael's feet] Three! Two! One! Zero!
Seth Rogen: [a light pole begins to fall towards Michael] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Michael! Michael! Michael!
[the light pole crashes through Michael's chest]
Michael Cera: D you live around here?
Charlyne Yi: I don't wanna tell you where I live. I don't trust you.
Michael Cera: Oh, okay. You don't have to. I can look it up.
Charlyne Yi: Look it up? Is it on the internet?
Michael Cera: I can ask, someone.
Charlyne Yi: You'd do that?
Michael Cera: Probably.
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