Michael Cera Quotes in This Is the End (2013)

Michael Cera: Hey, does this coke smell funny?

[blows cocaine into Christopher's face]

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Oh, fuck, Michael. I've never done cocaine.

Michael Cera: Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time.

[from trailer]

Michael Cera: [after a broken light post pierces through his chest] Is it bad?

Michael Cera: Is it bad?

Michael Cera: [after everyone at James Franco's party runs outside and sees that the Hollywood Hills are engulfed in flames] Wait, wait, wait! Everybody listen up! Listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin empty your pockets!

Martin Starr: What?

Michael Cera: I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Shut the fuck up! Unbelievable! It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people!

Seth Rogen: No one took your fucking cell phone...

Michael Cera: [the ground begins to crack under Michael's feet] Three! Two! One! Zero!

Seth Rogen: [a light pole begins to fall towards Michael] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Michael! Michael! Michael!

[the light pole crashes through Michael's chest]

Michael Cera: D you live around here?

Charlyne Yi: I don't wanna tell you where I live. I don't trust you.

Michael Cera: Oh, okay. You don't have to. I can look it up.

Charlyne Yi: Look it up? Is it on the internet?

Michael Cera: I can ask, someone.

Charlyne Yi: You'd do that?

Michael Cera: Probably.