Michael Beardsley Quotes in Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)

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Michael Beardsley Quotes:

  • Helen North: We don't spank our children.

    Michael Beardsley: The admiral does.

    Frank Beardsley: Occasionally. A little pat on the butt sends a clear message.

    Helen North: Well you're not spanking my children.

    Frank Beardsley: I thought they were our children.

    Helen North: You're not spanking our children.

    Frank Beardsley: Okay, fine. Let's just let them all run naked and wild.

    Kids: Yay!

  • Jimi North: Now put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care. And if you think that Kelly is the best let me hear you say "Oh, yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" Go Kelly! Go Kelly! The other team is...

    Michael Beardsley: smelly!

    Jimi North: They're quaking like they're...

    Harry Beardsley: jelly!

    Bina NorthMarisa North: We've got sisters from...

    Bina NorthMarisa North: New Delhii!

    Jimi NorthMichael BeardsleyHarry BeardsleyBina NorthMarisa NorthDylan NorthChristina BeardsleyPhoebe NorthNaoko NorthJoni North: Go Kelly! Go Kelly! The other team is smelly! They're quaking like they're jelly! We got sisters from New Delhi!

    Jimi North: Go Kelly!

  • Jimi North: [Holding up a pink thong while laughing] Uh, Micheal, did you forget something?

    Michael Beardsley: [Pushing Jimi] Shut up!

    Mrs. Munion: [Grabs the thong] Oh! That's mine!

    [Smiles, while Jimi and Micheal look stunned]

  • Michael Beardsley: Does not complaining about the move from Santiago count as my good dead for today?

    Frank Beardsley: I'd sign off on that.

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