Miami Bartender Quotes in Bad Santa (2003)

Miami Bartender: Hey, asshole. How many times I gotta tell you, get out from behind my bar! Put the drink down right now. Put the drink down right now!

Willie: [gulps drink down] Fuck you.

Miami Bartender: Fuck me?

[lunges at Willie; they fight]

Willie: Ow!

[Willie is thrown over the bar; He recovers and chucks a glass at the bartender]

Willie: Fuck you!

Miami Bartender: Fucking prick.

Willie: Asshole!

Miami Bartender: Get the fuck out of here right now!

[Cut to Willie behind bar cutting limes, presumably working as a bartender]

Miami Bartender: Hey! Asshole! How many times I gotta tell you? Get out from behind my bar!

[Willie starts downing a glass of vodka]

Miami Bartender: Put the drink down right now! PUT THE DRINK DOWN RIGHT NOW!

Willie: Ah! Fuck you.

Miami Bartender: Oh fuck me?

[grabs Willie, throws him over bar]

Willie: [Throws full bottle of vodka, runs away, then turns] Aa-asshole!

Miami Bartender: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!