Mia Thermopolis Quotes in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)

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Mia Thermopolis Quotes:

  • Mia Thermopolis: [while watching a list of possible husbands, a picture of Prince William appears] Yes! Oh yes! I, I, I absolutely accept!

    Charlotte Kutaway: Prince William. He's not eligible because he's in line for his own crown.

    Mia Thermopolis: [Disappointed] Oh.

    Joe: If he's not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?

    Charlotte Kutaway: I just love to look at him.

    Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Me too.

    Mia Thermopolis: Mmm-hmm.

    Joe: Your Majesty!

    Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Next?

    Charlotte Kutaway: Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. No title, but good family.

    Lilly Moscovitz: What about the title "husband?"

    Mia Thermopolis: Yeah, he's cute.

    Joe: His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.

    Mia ThermopolisLilly Moscovitz: Right on.

    Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No matter. Put him on all the invitation lists, he's a divine dancer.

  • Nicholas Devereaux: Rapunzel, Rapunzel, with hair so fine. Come out your window, climb down the vine.

    Mia Thermopolis: The feat you ask, dear sir, isn't easy. And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy.

  • Mia Thermopolis: I loathe you!

    Nicholas Devereaux: I loathe YOU!

    Mia Thermopolis: I loathed you FIRST!

    Nicholas Devereaux: [kisses Mia]

  • [Paolo has done Mia's hair in a very bizarre style]

    Mia Thermopolis: I look like a moose.

    Paolo: But a very cute moose. Make all the boy moose go 'WHAAAAA.'

  • Mia Thermopolis: I thought you said you never slide?

    Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day.

  • Mia Thermopolis: Welcome. A few moments ago, I realized the only reason I was getting married was because of a law, and that didn't seem like a good enough reason. So, I won't be getting married today. My grandmother has ruled without a man at her side for quite some time, and... I think she rocks at it. So, as the granddaughter of Queen Clarisse and King Rupert...

    Congregation: [interrupting] King Rupert, may he rest in peace!

    Mia Thermopolis: I ask the members of Parliament to think about your daughters, your nieces, and sisters, and granddaughters, and ask yourselves: would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do? I believe I will be a great queen. I understand Genovia to be a land that combines the beauty of the past with all the best hope of the future. I feel in my heart and soul that I can rule Genovia. I... I love Genovia. Do you think that I would be up here in a wedding dress if I didn't? I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband.

  • Nicholas Devereaux: [kneels before Mia] If I may be so bold, I would like an audience with Your Highness.

    Mia Thermopolis: [motions for him to go ahead] What is your dilemma, young man?

    Nicholas Devereaux: You are, in fact. I am in love with the Queen-to-be, and I am inquiring if she loves me, too.

    Mia Thermopolis: Do you have a chicken for my table?

    Nicholas Devereaux: No. No, my kitchen is out of chickens.

  • Lady's Maid Brigitte: Princess Mia, a strange woman came in here and asked to hide in your closet so I let her.

    Mia Thermopolis: Well, dear, that probably wasn't the best idea.

  • Queen Clarisse Renaldi: [teaching Mia the art of the fan; Mia is making faces behind her fan] Are you sassing your grandma?

    Mia Thermopolis: I would never sass you, Grandma!

    [Clarisse proceeds to swat Mia playfully with her fan]

  • Queen Clarisse Renaldi: [shouts] Shut up!

    Mia Thermopolis: Grandma said "Shut up"? Shut up!

  • Mia Thermopolis: Oh my God, you're here!

    Lilly Moscovitz: I know!

    Mia Thermopolis: In Genovia!

    Lilly Moscovitz: I know!

    Mia Thermopolis: You're in my closet!

    Lilly Moscovitz: Yeah.

    Mia Thermopolis: You're blonde!

    Lilly Moscovitz: I'm blonde!

  • Mia Thermopolis: Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't.

  • Mia Thermopolis: [stepping on Nicholas's foot the first time] Oh! Your foot, I'm so sorry, are you all right?

    Nicholas Devereaux: Oh I'll survive, Your Highness, the fault was entirely my own.

    Mia Thermopolis: Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurances?

    Nicholas Devereaux: No, no. These shoes were a little big anyway. The swelling should help them fit better.

  • Nicholas Devereaux: I haven't danced with you since your birthday.

    Mia Thermopolis: That's a fact, not a secret.

    Nicholas Devereaux: The secret is, I still want to.

  • Nicholas Devereaux: Tell me your greatest desires.

    Mia Thermopolis: Tell me a secret.

    Nicholas Devereaux: Isn't that the same thing?

    Mia Thermopolis: Almost, but anyone can see your desires. No one knows what's in your heart.

  • Mia Thermopolis: Oh, by the way, I'm getting married!

    Lilly Moscovitz: To who?

    Mia Thermopolis: I don't know.

  • Lilly Moscovitz: Does this popcorn taste like pears?

    Mia Thermopolis: Mmm, Genovian specialty.

  • [Nicholas is lingering a few feet away. Mia notices him]

    Mia Thermopolis: Look over there.

    Lilly Moscovitz: Should I shoo him? Should I shoo him? Just tell me who I should shoo and I'll shoo.

  • Mia Thermopolis: I have my own mall!

  • Mia Thermopolis: I'm here!

    [sits down and chair goes flying; Brigitte and Brigitta rush to help]

    Mia Thermopolis: You know what, I'm fine, I'm good! So, what are we learning today?

    Queen Clarisse Renaldi: We are learning the art of the fan.

    Mia Thermopolis: Fascinating.

  • Mia Thermopolis: To be a princess, you have to believe that you are a princess. You've got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. So, you gotta think tall you gotta smile and wave, and just have fun.

  • Mia Thermopolis: Oh, well aren't you just... crafty. Do you want to know what else you were doing while you were doing your little lie dance?

    Nicholas Devereaux: Lie dance?

    Mia Thermopolis: Oh, yeah, that is exactly what you did.

    Nicholas Devereaux: What is a lie dance?

  • Security Guard Lionel: Princess Mia! Princess Mia!

    Mia Thermopolis: [Reluctantly] Yes?

    Security Guard Lionel: Nothing, I'm just supposed to watch you.

  • Mia Thermopolis: [climbing down the vine] This really is more romantic in books.

  • [Mia leaps onto the bed]

    Lady's Maid Brigitte: We just made the bed.

    Mia Thermopolis: This is so cool!

  • Lady Blake: Mia. Did you happen to see who's here?

    Mia Thermopolis: Who?

    Lady Blake: The king wannabe with Lady Elissa.

    Mia Thermopolis: Oh. Is she his... girlfriend?

    Lord Jerome: Nicholas doesn't have girlfriends, he has dates... but attractive ones.

    Lady Blake: You talk to him much?

    Mia Thermopolis: Uh... we acknowledge each other.

    [makes a face, Lady Blake laughs]

    Mia Thermopolis: [Regaining composure, Mia calls over her shoulder] Andrew?

    Andrew Jacoby: Yes, dear. Coming.

    [approaches Mia]

    Andrew Jacoby: Well, the camera's all ready to go, so...

    Mia Thermopolis: Great. Let's go this way.

  • Mia Thermopolis: Are you ready?

    Andrew Jacoby: [smiling] If you are.

  • Mia Thermopolis: No more straggling for me.

    Andrew Jacoby: You did very well, Mia. Very charming.

    Mia Thermopolis: Oh, thank you.

    Andrew Jacoby: Wait, wait, wait. The light is perfect.

    [takes out his camera]

    Mia Thermopolis: What?

    Andrew Jacoby: Just one more, please.

    Mia Thermopolis: [laughing] Please, no more pictures.

    Andrew Jacoby: Come on, please. One more.

    Mia Thermopolis: It's very flattering, but...

    Andrew Jacoby: Mia, one more picture.

    Mia Thermopolis: [laughing] I'm feeling shy, come on.

    [see's Nicholas and Elissa]

    Mia Thermopolis: Ah.

    [turns Andrew to face Nicholas and Elissa]

  • Andrew Jacoby: Mia, you chose me, and I accepted. Now were gonna stand up in church and say "I do," and tomorrow we'll be man and wife. And you will make an amazing queen of Genovia.

    [Mia kisses Andrew on the cheek]

    Mia Thermopolis: Thank you.

  • Mia Thermopolis: Just remember, you are a princess.

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