Mia Quotes in Furious 7 (2015)

Mia: [Picks up phone] Brian, are you okay?

Brian O'Conner: Mia, listen to me. Something's about to go down. And if you don't hear from me in 24 hours, I need you to take Jack and move on. You understand? You understand what I'm saying?

Mia: Look, I can't do that Brian. I can't. We're going to have another baby. It's a little girl.

Brian O'Conner: [laughs of happiness]

Mia: And she's going to need her father so you have to finish what you're doing and you have to come home to her. You have to come home to us. I'm sorry I didn't tell you before, I was scared you would be disappointed with domestic life.

Brian O'Conner: You know the best decision I ever made was stepping into the store and buying that first sandwich.

Mia: [laughs] It was such a bad sandwich.

Brian O'Conner: [laughs] I know I had a lot of them.

[sighs]

Brian O'Conner: I love you Mia.

Mia: Don't do that.

Brian O'Conner: Why?

Mia: The way you said it. It's like goodbye, say something else.

Brian O'Conner: Okay, kiss Jack for me.

Mia: I will.

[Hangs up phone]

Mia: I love you Brian.

Brian O'Conner: [Hangs up phone] I love you Mia.

Brian O'Conner: [to Dominic Toretto] Hey, thought you could leave without saying goodbye?

Dominic Toretto: I used to say I lived my life a quarter mile at a time, and I think that's why we were brothers - because you did too.

Brian O'Conner: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Dom]

Brian O'Conner: This is your car.

Dominic Toretto: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Brian]

Dominic Toretto: My car?

Hobbs: [from Fast & Furious 6] It's official. You're all free.

Dominic Toretto: [from Fast Five]

[to Brian]

Dominic Toretto: Home sweet home.

Tej: [from 2 Fast 2 Furious]

[to Brian]

Tej: What's happenin', dude?

Brian O'Conner: [from 2 Fast 2 Furious]

[to Tej]

Brian O'Conner: Thanks for the invite.

Mia: [from The Fast and the Furious]

[to Brian]

Mia: Want to go for a drive?

Dominic Toretto: No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter mile away or half way across the world.

[from Fast Five]

Dominic Toretto: The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room, right here, right now. Salute mi familia. You'll always be with me. And you'll always be my brother.

Mia: Hey. You okay?

Brian O'Conner: Yeah. This guy's just, relentless.

Mia: That's why Dom needs you. You two need to find this guy and you need to stop him before he does any more damage to our family.

Brian O'Conner: I just... I've screwed up so many things. I couldn't live with myself if I screwed this up, too.

Mia: You won't. I believe in you. I believe in us. That's all that matters. I love you, Brian.

[kisses Brian]

Brian O'Conner: Love you, baby.

Mia: Just promise me. After this, we're done. No more jobs, no more enemies. Come back to us.

Brian O'Conner: I won't let you down, Mia.

Mia: I know.

[Brian comes into a restaurant]

Mia: Tuna on white. No crust, right?

Brian: I don't know. How is it?

Mia: Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.

Brian: I'll have the tuna.

Mia: No crust?

Brian: No crust.

Mia: Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen...

Brian: And she had Dom's attention.

Mia: Yeah, it's funny how that works out.

Brian: You know, I was thinking we should go out sometime.

Mia: Oh, that's sweet, but I usually don't date my brother's friends.

Brian: Well, that sucks. I guess I'll have to kick his ass then.

Mia: I'd love to see that. Actually, I'd pay to see that.

Mia: You know, my brother likes you. Usually he doesn't like anybody.

Brian: Yeah, he's a complicated guy.

Mia: [Mia witnesses a fight going on between Vince and Brian and then goes over to Dom's office] Jesus Christ, Dom! Would you get out here please? I'm sick of this shit!

[Dom doesn't listen to her, and the fight continues]

Mia: I'm not kidding, Dom! Get out here!

Dom: [Dom watches the fight and is distracted] What'd you put on that sandwich?

Mia: [sarcastically] That's *really* funny!

Letty: DOM!

[Letty signals Dom to break up the fight]

Dom: Alright.

[he goes out of his office and tries to break up the fight between Brian and Vince]

Brian: Mia, I'm a cop.

Mia: What are you talking about, Brian?

Brian: Ever since I met you, I've been undercover. I'm a cop.

Mia: Oh, you bastard. You bastard!

Taylor: Why do you have to be so mean?

Mia: Because it's fun!

Mia: I can't do my monologue with these things in my teeth.

Mia: I'm Mia!

Tia: I'm Tia!

Mia, Tia: We're like your biggest fans!

[they flash their headlights at him]

Mia, Tia: Ka-chow!

Lightning McQueen: Oh, I love being me.

Tia, Mia: We love you, Lightning!

Mia: People love what other people are passionate about.

Sebastian: Alright, I remember you. And I'll admit I was a little curt that night.

Mia: "Curt?"

Sebastian: Okay, I was an asshole. I can admit that. But requesting "I Ran" from a serious musician, it's just, it's too far.

Mia: My Lord, did you just say "a serious musician?"

Sebastian: I don't think so.

Mia: Can I borrow what you're wearing?

Sebastian: Why?

Mia: Because I have an audition next week. I'm playing a serious firefighter.

Sebastian: So you're an actress? I thought you looked familiar. Have I seen you in anything?

Mia: Uhh, the coffee shop on the Warner Brothers lot, that's a classic.

Sebastian: Oh I see.

Mia: Yeah.

Sebastian: So you're a barista? And I can see how you could then look down on me from all the way up there.

Mia: It's pretty strange that we keep running into each other.

Sebastian: Maybe it means something.

Mia: I doubt it.

Sebastian: Yeah, I didn't think so.

Mia: I'm always gonna love you.

Sebastian: I'm always gonna love you, too.

Sebastian: Fuck them!

Mia: [mildly amused] That's what you always say.

Mia: George Michael!

Sebastian: What do you mean you don't like jazz?

Mia: It just means that when I listen to it, I don't like it.

Sebastian: I thought you wanted me to do this, it just sounds like now you don't want me to do it.

Mia: What do you mean, I wanted you to do this?

Sebastian: This is what you wanted for me.

Mia: To be in this band?

Sebastian: To be in a band, to have a steady job, you know to be... you know.

Mia: Of course, I wanted you to have a steady job so that you could take care of yourself and your life and you could start your club.

Sebastian: Yeah, so I'm doing that, so I don't understand like why aren't we celebrating?

Mia: Why aren't you starting your club?

Sebastian: You said yourself no one wants to go that club. No one wants to go to a club called 'Chicken on a Stick.'

Mia: So change the name!

Sebastian: Well, no one likes jazz, not even you!

Mia: I do like jazz now because of you!

Tracy: [after Sebastian honks car horn outside Mia's apartment] Is that gonna happen every time?

Mia: [smiling] I think so.

Mia: I think you should call it Seb's because no one will come to a place called Chicken on a Stick.

Sebastian: You should come.

Mia: To Boise?

Sebastian: You can knock it off your bucket list.

Sebastian: I'm always gonna love you.

Mia: I'm always gonna love you, too.

Mia: No, Jamal. You be trippin'.

Mia: [singing] And here's to the fools who dream / Crazy as they may seem. / Here's to the hearts that break. / Here's to the mess we make.

Mia: Maybe I'm not good enough!

Sebastian: Yes, you are.

Mia: Maybe I'm not! It's like a pipe dream.

Sebastian: This is the dream! It's conflict and it's compromise, and it's very, very exciting!

Tracy: What is that? Is that a script?

Mia: It's a play.

Alexis: A play? You better give us all roles!

Mia: Actually, it's a one-woman-show, so I can't...

Tracy: [after Sebastian honks car horn outside Mia's apartment] Is that gonna happen every time?

Mia: [smiling] I think so.

Sebastian: You could just write your own rules. You know, write something that's as interesting as you are.

Mia: What are you gonna do?

Sebastian: Have my own club.

Mia: [Mia hums a few notes]

Tracy: [Tracy barges in] , Woah! Holy shit! You wanna open a window?

Mia: I was trying to give you an entrance.

Tracy: Thank you.

Mia: [During her audition] My aunt used to live in Paris. I remember when she used to come home, and tell us... these stories about being abroad. And... I remember... she told us once that she jumped into the river once. Barefoot. She smiled.

[sings]

Mia: Leapt without looking, / And tumbled into the Seine. / The water was freezing. / She spent a month sneezing, / But said she would do it again. / Here's to the ones who dream, / Foolish as they may seem. / Here's to the hearts that ache. / Here's to the mess we make.

Mia: I should probably tell you something now, just to get it out of the way.

Sebastian: Mm-hmm?

Mia: I hate jazz.

Mia: [the Prime Minister has knocked on Mia's door looking for Natalie] You're not who I think you are, are you?

Prime Minister: Yes, I'm afraid I am. And I'm sorry for all the cock-ups, my cabinet are absolute crap. We'll have to do better next year.

Harry: Right, the Christmas party. Not my favorite night of the year, and your unhappy job to organize.

Mia: Tell me.

Harry: Well, it's basic, really. Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk-buy the guacamole and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.

Mia: I don't want something I need. I want something I want - something pretty.

Mia: It's an art gallery, full of dark corners, for doing... dark deeds.

Mia: I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

Mia: What's with you jacking my style, bitch?

Michael: Why me?

Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.

Joe: This is between a waltz and a tango.

Mia: It's a wango?

Mia: I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!

Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.

Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.

Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl.

Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?

Paolo: [removes Mia's glasses] Do you wear contact lenses?

Mia: Oh, I have them, but I don't like to wear them.

Paolo: Now...

[he breaks her glasses in half]

Paolo: ...you do.

Mia: [shocked] You broke my glasses!

Paolo: You broke my brush.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia.

Mia: Me, a princess?

[shouts]

Mia: Shut up!

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon, "Shut up"?

Consulate Maitre'D: Oh, your majesty, in America, it doesn't always mean to be quiet. Here it could mean "Wow, gee whiz, golly wolly"...

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so... young.

Mia: Thank you. And you look so...

[long pause]

Mia: ... clean.

Lilly: Michael, don't always think you could get a ride with us and...

[sees Mia's new look]

Lilly: Oy. Who destroyed you?

Mia: Oh. You-you think it looks that bad?

Lilly: You look ridiculous. You should sue.

Mia: Well um... I know it's a little straighter and shorter and...

Lilly: Weirder!

[Get's in limo]

Michael: An attractive weirder.

Lilly: No, it's not attractive!

Joe: Seat belts, please.

Lilly: What I really can't understand is that you ditched me again yesterday when I really needed your help at the greenpeace petition.

[picks up bag]

Lilly: These bags! You HAVE one of these bags? You know, we could hock that and feed a whole third world country!

[Looks at Michael]

Lilly: Am I right?

Michael: No.

Joe: If there are no more passengers, I think we should close the door.

Mia: Joseph, can we eighty-six the flags please?

Joe: No. The flags allow me to park anywhere. We keep the flags.

Mia: Sorry, Joseph.

Joe: You can call me, "Joe".

Mia: "Joey"?

[Giggles]

Joe: [Chuckles then abruptly turns serious] No. Joe.

Mia: You'll never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me!

Michael: "Can I borrow a comb"?

Mia: [driving in the rain] Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?

[lies down on the front seat]

Mia: I am invisible, and I am wet.

Mia: Okay... you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!

Mia: As always, this is as good as it's going to get.

Mia: You know, most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, not a country!

Helen Thermopolis: Mia, the-the three of us have to talk.

Mia: Oh, OK. Um, is there maybe something else about me and my life that just maybe I might want to know about? Um-oh no, are you two waiting to take me on a talk show somewhere and to let me know I have a twin sister who's a duchess?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You have a cousin who's a contessa. Fondly known as Bartholomew. Actually, we call him Pookie.

Mia: Tell me, how does my mother, or any person for that matter, go into a parent/teacher conference and come out with a date?

Mia: [voiceover] Dear Diary, today is my first official day as Princess of Genovia. We'll land in a few hours, and I'll meet Parliament and the people before beginning my royal duties. Mom is, of course, moving to Genovia with me, and we'll continue painting - without the balloons. Lily and Michael are planning to spend their summer vacation at our - can you believe it - palace. They're even having my Mustang brought over, which I can legally drive in two weeks. Grandma's so glad to be going home, and Joseph - well, he's watching nearby as usual. Everybody's got pre-coronation jitters, including me. Everybody that is, except Fat Louie. He's totally adapted to being a royal. I guess he was one all along.

Joe: [voiceover] Princess, look out the window... and welcome to Genovia.

Mia: Hey, Joe?

Joe: Mm-Hmmm?

Mia: I'm gonna turn the backseat into a dressing room so I can change into a proper outfit for Madame, OK?

Joe: OK. And don't forget your shoes.

Mia: Ahh, thanks.

Joe: Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.

Mia: [on her green bathing suit] Okay I look like an asparagus.

Helen Thermopolis: But a very, very cute asparagus!

Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me!

Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!

Mia: Somebody sat on me again.

Mia: [Responding to Lilly's insults] Lilly! Just stop it, okay? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!

Mia: And then I realized how many stupid times a day I used the word "I". In fact, probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's, like, 7 billion other people out there on the planet and when -

[Grandmother clears throat]

Mia: [to her cat, Fat Louie] You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are.

Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.

Mia: I already have braces.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: So, where are you taking me?

Mia: Well, uh, do you have any change?

Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No. It's not appropriate for royalty to jingle.

Mia: Okay, I'll get the change.

[cuts to a game arcade]

Mia: I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.

Helen Thermopolis: Where are you going?

Mia: I'm going up to straighten the royal bedchamber.

Gym Teacher Harbula: Bobby Bad, hang up the phone.

Bobby Bad: [on his cell phone] Yes, Mom, I'll go to the dentist after school.

Mia: I hate it when they move in like that.

Gym Teacher Harbula: Mia, it's not a championship game, it's not even a *big* game, it's just gym class. Just hit the ball. I don't want to flunk you in gym class. C'mon, you can do it. Keep your eye on the ball.

Mia: This ain't Burger King! You can't always have it your way!

Eric: That top is specifically designed to guide guys like me back to your place.

Mia: I'm sorry. Guys like you, what does that mean?

Eric: Gentlemen who enjoy boobs.

Mia: You're wrong there. This top is actually *specifically* designed to make guys you wish that you could come home with me.

Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead.

Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.

Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

Mia: Okay, you guys, be totally honest. Does my vagina make me look fat?

Mia: Sounds like Sammy Boy finally got his raw meat.

Stan Helsing: That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass. That's so weird.

Nadine: No no no no. That's not weird at all. It's you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah yeah.

Teddy: Sound perfectly normal.

Mia: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.

Nadine: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.

Cleon Salmon: What the fuck happened to you?

Mia: I got burned... with soup.

Cleon Salmon: Don't you know you're supposed to blow on it first?

Mia: Yes, Champ.

Cleon Salmon: Well don't just stand there, get outta here, Soupface! You're offending my Tokyokan guests. Get me the smart girl!

Mia: Tara?

[holding back tears]

Mia: Yeah, yeah... I'm, I'm going to get her for you!

[runs off]

Cleon Salmon: And tell her to bring me some champagne!

[to his table guests]

Cleon Salmon: I am so sorry, but her soupface scared the shit out of me. My voice is not that high.

Dr. Tunde: I din't know they made such beautiful bodies here in America!

Mia: I'm really a world reknowned aerobics instructor.

Dr. Tunde: [pointing at Jazmin] Actually, I was talking about your beautiful plump friend here.

Jazmin Biltmore: Me!

Dr. Tunde: Yes, her!

Stacey: [to Mia] Close your mouth child! Flies might get in.

[first lines]

[subtitled version]

Mia: Would you like a little yummy-yummy?

Mia: Serving non-alcoholic beer with food that smells so good. It's torture!

Uffe's mother.: I only want what's best for you.

Mia: Best! Is this what's best for me? Enduring this damned existance... with all the shit and deceit and wickedness and staying sober? How can you expect or even want a single poor bugger to put up with it without being drunk? It's inhuman. Only a sadist would demand that.

Mia: I'm a miserable wench, on an ugly bench!

[glass crashes in basement]

Ellen: What was that?!

Mia: It sounded like a window breaking!

Mia: [pause] My guess? Not the cat.

Jack: Well do you have a cat?

Mia: No.

Trinity: Jack?

Jack: Yeah?

Trinity: What were you going to ask me before?

Jack: What?

Trinity: During truth or dare, my favorite sexual what?

Jack: I really don't think now's a good time to continue the game, okay honey?

Trinity: I know, I'm just curious.

Mia: Yeah, me too.

Jack: Position. Favorite sexual position, okay?

Trinity, Mia: [in unison] Bottom.

Mia: Not me, I mean her.

Trinity: [looks at Mia with bewildered betrayal, then at Jack with lost explanation]

Mia: [whispers to self] Fucking shit.

Jack: [look of disgust, starts accusation, reconsiders]

Jack: [to Ellen] Look, let's just put the knife down, okay?

Mia: Yeah, we have a gun, it's better.

Ellen: He's still connected to me, and I...

Ellen: I have to sever the connection.

[slices right wrist with knife.]

Ellen: [Jack subdues Ellen]

Jack: God, we need some more towels!

Trinity: Fuck!

[runs to kitchen cupboard]

Jack: Hurry! We have to stop the bleeding!

Mia: Hey guys! Let's not forget about our other problem here!

Trinity: Out of towels!

Mia: Not the problem I'm referring to!

Ed: Fantastic meal, Trinity.

Mia: She's done better.

Trinity: [annoyed] Fuck you.

Mia: Don't tempt me.

[Mia is loading a crossbow]

Trinity: What are you doing?

Mia: Uh... it's called protection.

Trinity: I meant before. Ed's "two girls" question?

Mia: [laughs] It's an inside joke. Don't worry. Nobody caught on. Unless, you told him.

Trinity: Never. Got it? Never.

Mia: That's what you said in college.

Trinity: Well... uh... this time I really mean it.

Mia: Don't you hate that?

Vincent: What?

Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.

Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Mia: Vincent, do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?

Vincent: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh.

Mia: No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it.

Vincent: I can't wait.

Mia: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up.

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

Lance: If you're all right, then say something.

Mia: Something.

Vincent: [parks car outside a West Hollywood restaurant] What the fuck is this place?

Mia: This is "Jack Rabbit Slim's". An Elvis man should love it.

Vincent: Come on, Mia. Let's go and get a steak.

Mia: You can get a steak here daddy-o. Don't be a...

[Mia draws a rectangle in the air, though it's meant to be a "square"]

Vincent: Oh after you, Kitty Kat.

Mia: I have to go powder my nose.

Mia: Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?

Vincent: We're lucky we got anything at all. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter.

Mia: I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

Vincent: I promise I won't laugh.

Mia: That's what I'm afraid of, Vincent.

Mia: Warmer! Warmer! Disco!

Mia: [after snorting what she thinks is coke; it's heroin] I said God Damn! God Damn...

[whispering]

Mia: ...God damn...

[passes out]

Ed Sullivan: [as Vincent and Mia enter] Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen. Now, how may I help you?

Mia: There's a reservation under Wallace.

Ed Sullivan: [scans reservation list] Wallace...

Mia: We reserved a car.

Ed Sullivan: Oh, a car.

[scans second list]

Ed Sullivan: [to doorman] Why don't you seat them over there

[points right]

Ed Sullivan: in the... Chrysler.

[Deleted scene]

Mia: In conversation, do you listen or wait to talk?

Vincent: I have to admit that I wait to talk, but I'm trying harder to listen.

Mia: You don't look so happy.

Antonius Block: No.

Mia: Are you tired?

Antonius Block: Yes. I have boring company.

Mia: You mean your squire?

Antonius Block: No, not him.

Mia: Who do you mean, then?

Antonius Block: Myself.

[Mia and Frida had just had sex again]

Frida: Mia... I think you lied to me.

Mia: About what?

Frida: I can't be the first girl you've been with.

Mia: [beat] No. Is it that obvious?

Frida: It is. I thought about it when we were on Fyn, too. Why didn't you tell me? Are you ashamed?

Mia: No. I just never thought I'd feel this way again.

Frida: Did you love her?

Mia: Would you be jealous if I said yes?

Frida: Yes, absolutely. Does Tim know?

Mia: No. It was a long time before him. I've never cheated on him... before now.

Frida: I want to be with you all the time, but I don't want to be someone that you cheat on Tim with.

Mia: So... you're saying you like... ?

Frida: Girls, yeah. You didn't know? Then why did you kiss me?

Mia: [embarrassed] I don't know. I just did.

Frida: Are you angry with me?

Mia: I like you so much, Frida, but I'm all turned around inside.

Frida: I understand, but I'm here. You can talk to me.

Mia: Frida, I love Tim.

Frida: I don't believe that.

Mia: We've built a life together.

Frida: I know you have feelings for me.

Mia: I'm marrying Tim in a few months. I can't feel this way. Don't you see? I just can't.

Frida: [after a long pause] Then you'll just have to keep on living with him.

Mia: We could live like this, couldn't we? This is almost like a shoebox.

Frida: I wouldn't want it to be like this. It's not real. We're locking ourselves away from real life.

Mia: It's hard for me, Frida. I'm not brave like you. I just wish people wouldn't ask questions.

Frida: [short pause] I want them to ask questions. I'm proud of you. I want to show the world how much I love you.

Mia: I know it's none of my business...

Frida: Go ahead and ask.

Mia: You and Oskar... Are you dating or something?

Frida: What?

Mia: I don't know. It just seems...

Frida: What's it to you? Is it the age difference you're concerned about?

Mia: Excuse me, "What's it to me?" We're about to become a family. Don't you think it's a little...

Frida: Come off it. We don't have the same parents. You're making it sound like incest.

[notes Mia turning away from the conversation]

Frida: But I've got to say, your little brother is awesome in bed.

Connor: You need sortin' out, you do.

Mia: So you keep sayin' But you're nothing to me, so why should I listen?

Tyler: [buries face in Mia's abdomen] I hate you!

Mia: [tenderly] I hate you, too.

Joanne: [as Mia bends over, drinking from faucet] Get some clothes on, Mia

Mia: I've got some clothes on

Joanne: You're half naked

Mia: [drinks again] You don't normally care

Joanne: Yeah, well I do now so - get dressed

Mia: Why are you talking different?

Joanne: [to Connor] We should get a move on, yeah?

Tyler: Where you going?

Joanne: Not going nowhere

Tyler: Well, why did you just say, "Shall we get a move on then"?

Joanne: Listen, we're only going for a drive

Connor: You want to come?

Joanne: No!

Tyler: Yeah! Yeah!

Joanne: No, they don't want to come

Tyler: I do

Joanne: We're not going nowhere

Tyler: I don't care. I still want to come

Connor: Off you go, then, and get dressed

Tyler: [exit] Thanks for that

Connor: [to Mia] What about you?

Joanne: No, she won't want to

Connor: We're leaving in 20 minutes

Mia: Yeah. All right. I'd love to come

Mia: [shouting to Keeley's father] Can you give Keeley a message for me? Tell her I think her old man's a cunt!

Mia: I'm leaving then.

Joanne: [dances] This is one of your CDs.

Mia: Yeah. It's Nas.

Joanne: Yeah, it's great.

Mia: You can keep it.

Joanne: Well, go on then. Fuck off.

Mia: That your car?

Billy: Yeah. Still needs a couple of bits.

Mia: You left your cap.

Billy: Oh.

Mia: Where's your horse?

Billy: She was sick. We had to shoot her.

Mia: [looks down at lock. Sits down. Cries]

Billy: She was 16. It was her time.

Mia: [crying, looks up] Alright.

Billy: I was thinking of trying out the motor on a long run.

Mia: Yeah.

Billy: I know some people in Cardiff. You know, in Wales.

Mia: What are you looking for?

Billy: A Volvo 940.

Mia: What's it look like?

Billy: Like a Volvo 940.

Mia: Cor! Clever Dick!

Tyler: Why do you need so much stuff?

Mia: [packing] Just in case.

Tyler: What about the referral unit?

Mia: You can have my place.

Tyler: I don't want it. They're full of spastics and idiots, those places.

[first lines]

[Mia calls Keeley using a cellphone]

Keeley: [from an answering machine] Hey, it's Keeley. Leave me a message.

Mia: Keeley, it's me. What's going on? I've left like three messages. I said sorry, didn't I? You know what I'm like. I was pissed off. Ring me back, you bitch.

[first lines]

Franny: All I see are bedrooms and nurses stations here.

Bobby: Yeah, well, it's a hospital.

Franny: It's a children's hospital! It needs color.

Bobby: Come on.

Franny: Are we partners?

Bobby: Yeah.

Franny: Are we par... We *are* partners. I understand, and I get the whole thing. Your job is to cure these kids, my job's to make them feel better. We need animal stickers on the windows. We need sailboats hanging from the ceiling. We need fun things...

Mia: He's right. For once.

Bobby: Don't encourage him.

Mia: That was quick.

Violet: [back from sex in the restroom] Not quick. Efficient.

Mia: Am I alive?

Nicole: No, you are dead, this is Heaven and I am Virgin Mary.

Guy Baran: Frankly, I didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.

Mia: No, I did!

Nicole: [It's a quiet night and Nicole, drinking something in a cup, is looking Mia lighting candles in an open-air altar of the school] What do your saints say?

Mia: I'm brooding. I'm not praying.

Nicole: Lost your faith, ah? I've never really had any to begin with, I guess. Never believed in any of it. God, the Virgin Mary, that life begins at 40... and the people are all just basically good inside.

Mia: Pretty soon we'll be the same person.

Nicole: See how nice things turned out?

[She stops talking and seems to meditate briefly about something important]

Nicole: I'm going inside.

[about Mia's changing the terrible diet his husband used to martyrize the whole school before he was killing by Nicole and her]

Nicole: You know? It wasn't too smart changing the food like that, he never would've done that if he was alive.

Mia: What is the point in killing him then? I like making it better for the boys.

Nicole: [She starts to leave the place] Still, if it's all the same with you I'd rather not hang for fried chicken.

Mia: Nicole, why did you kill him?

[Nicole stops, with her back to Mia and staring at her above her shoulder]

Mia: You could've left him. You could've left here.

Nicole: I was understimated.

Nicole: Killing him is a good thing. Like planting a tree.

Mia: Maybe there is a God.

Nicole: What are you talking about?

Mia: I haven't believed fot so long... So when the pool was empty I thought: maybe there is a God. And He knows what we did. And He's coming for us.

Nicole: It's not God, Honey. That's a lady detective with one breast.

Mia: You're always laughing at me. So was Guy. He must be laughing now.

Nicole: I'm not laughing at you, Mia.

Mia: You are. A little. Inside. It's lonely without God, isn't it?

Nicole: It's just lonely... Period.

Mia: I'm not gonna be able to do this.

Nicole: Well, I suggest you try. It isn't like you burnt the toast, Mia. You killed your husband. It's all off the chart demerit-wise. Understand?

Mia: You are so calm. Look at you. Your hair is done. You've got makeup on.

Nicole: This is a day like any other day. We did what we have to do and it's done. Ok? It was self-defense. You've been taking it fot too long and you finally said fuck off. Good for you. Fuck him. Fuck them.

Mia: Everything but fuck you.

Nicole: Roughly. Now, come on!

[clapping her hands like a teacher to a pupil]

Nicole: Places!

Mia: [the ex-nun defies] I can go to the police. I can tell them what we did.

Nicole: What YOU did.

Mia: We both did it.

Nicole: Yeah, well. I don't think they'll see that as beneficial to me. They'll say the wife gets the school, the money, his investment, her freedom... And what did the other woman get?

[Significative silence]

Nicole: Nothing. That's how they'll look at it.

Mia: [Coming very close to Nicole, with complicity] I'll say we were lovers.

Nicole: Well. You can take the girl out of the convent.

Mia: I thought we had the same reason.

Nicole: We did have the same reason

[as for the money Mia has just found out that Guy cheated Nicole]

Nicole: I just had an extra one

[Caressing Mia with cherish]

Nicole: I'm sorry I lied to you. I couldn't do it now.

Mia: If you hadn't found this... you'd killed the one person who could have told you where it was.

Nicole: He said we were partners. And then he acted alone

[She kisses softly Mia on her neck]

Nicole: You knew about her?

Mia: Yeah , from last fall , right after you came!

Nicole: And why didn't you tell me about her?

Mia: Why should I make hurt like I was?

Mia: The hardest thing about love is caring.

Abomination Mia: I will feast on your soul!

Mia: Feast on this, motherfucker.

Mia: [possessed] Why don't you come down here so I can suck your cock, pretty boy?

David: Mia?

Mia: Mia's not here, you fucking idiot! Your little sister's being raped in Hell!

Mia: [possessed] Baby, little baby / It's time to say goodbye/ Baby, little baby / I'll miss you day and night/ Baby, my sweet baby / I'll write you every day / Baby, don't cry, baby / I wish that I could stay

Mia: [possessed] Why do you hate me, David? I know you do. You left home. You left me all alone with our sick mother... And I was just a kid. You made me lie. Every time she screamed your name I told her you were coming to see her, like you promised. But you never did. I know mother hates you now. And she waits for you in hell.

David: [entering Mia's room] You have to get out of these clothes. Go take a shower.

Mia: David... please... please! You... have... to get me... out of here.

David: No one said this would be easy, but...

Mia: [grabs David's arm] No! No. You don't understand. There was something in the woods, David... and I think it's in here with us... now.

David: Here, in this room?

[Mia nods; David walks to the door]

David: You know it's all in your head. Try to get it together. You'll feel better tomorrow. Be glad we were such assholes.

Mia: [pretending to be normal] Natalie?

Natalie: Mia?

Mia: [crying] Natalie? What am I doing down here? My leg hurts. I can't move.

Natalie: I'm gonna come down there, okay?

Mia: Why did you lock me down here? You were supposed to help me.

Natalie: We're trying to help you, okay? But you grew out of control, Mia. You got violent and we didn't know what else to do... Mia, I think something really terrible has happened, and we have to get out of here now, okay?

Mia: You don't understand. He's not gonna let you leave, and he's not gonna stop till he has you. Until he has all of you!

Mia: [possessed, to Natalie] Kiss me, you dirty cunt!

Mia: [possessed, to Natalie] I can smell your filthy soul.

[as the Deadites take possession of Mia]

Cheryl: You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you!

[Mia becomes eerily calm]

Mia: You're all going to die tonight.

Mia: You shouldn't have touched anything from that basement.

Mia: [possessed; as Natalie is about to amputate her infected arm] Don't do it, you little bitch! Don't cut it off!

Mia: I don't know what's wrong with you people. There's something dead, and it reeks.

Olivia: You're just extra sensitive right now. There's no smell.

Mia: [after finding the trapdoor to the basement and opening it] What's your medical diagnosis now?

Olivia: It fucking stinks.

Abomination Mia: You're gonna die here, you pathetic junkie!

Mia: I've had enough of this shit.

Mia: Promise, you'll stay till the end.

Mia: I know, I look like road kill.

David: No. You look beautiful, as always.

Mia: And you're a charming liar... as always.

[from trailer]

Mia: [possessed] Cut it! Cut it!

Mia: [possessed] Why do you hate me, David?

John Farrow: Monsters are cowards. You stand up to them, they run away.

Mia: Not this one.

Mia: There are things happening that can't explain.

Mia: Have you got any more of that pot on you?

Jamie: Yeah, in my pocket. That's why your dog was sniffing my nuts.

Mia: No need to explain.

Jamie: Oh yeah, I just uh- I just didn't want you to think I have a hygiene problem.

Mia: Why? You're expecting me to suck your cock?

Reese: Isn't this homey?

Mia: Just like uni.

Kasey: Though no one's drinking gin out of a pan.

Mia: There's someone in the house!

Mia: Don't ask because I'll be forced to bore you to death with the details of my tortured existence.

Mia: I just wish you'd tell me when you're planning to be more independent.