Mfana Quotes in Blended (2014)

Mfana: Look children, the bush pig has lost his parents so it is been cared for by mama and papa lion. Even in nature, there are blended families.

Jim: That's nice. That's sweet.

[Shortly there was a mixture of roaring, crunching, and pig squeals as the lions were eating the bush pig off screen. Espn was screaming and everyone was shocked about what they saw]

Mfana: I may have misread that situation.

Mfana: Mr. Bellyflopolis, the crocodiles are fake!

[Jim looks at the fake crocodiles around him in the water]

Jim: They're fake?

Mfana: Yes, they're fake!

Jim: Why would you make them look so realistic?

Mfana: Well, to scare the baboons away.

Jim: You just scared a zebra stripe into my underwear!

Jim: Did you have pork chops and... tuna fish... for lunch today?

Mfana: Yes! I did!