Metro Man Quotes in Megamind (2010)

[Metro Man crashes into the observatory, but finds no one present]

Megamind: [from projector] Over here, old friend! In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!

Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!

Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded over time!

Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!

Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanchge!

Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!

Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!

Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!

Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!

Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose!

Roxanne Ritchi: [exasperated] Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now?

Megamind: Of course. That is, if Metro Man can withstand the full, concentrated power OF THE SUN!'! FIRE!'!'!'!'!

Metro Man: It all started back at the observatory. Roxanne was kidnapped, I was gonna stop you. My head wasn't in the game that day. We were kinda goin' through the motions. So, using my super speed, I decided to go clear my head. Then I realized, we had done this same silly charade our entire lives! I tried to get my mind off how I was feeling, but I just felt stuck. And I started to realize, despite all my powers, each and every citizen of Metro had something I didn't: a choice. Ever since I can remember, I've always had to be what this city wanted me to be. What about what I wanted to do? Then it suddenly hit me: I DO have a choice! I can be whatever I wanna be! No one said that this hero thing had to be a lifetime gig!... But you can't just quit either. That's when I got the brilliant idea... to fake my death! Once your death ray hit, I've never felt so alive. So I borrowed a prop from a nearby nursing school and Metro Man was finally dead! And Music Man was born!

Roxanne Ritchi: Music Man?

Metro Man: That way I can keep my logo!

Megamind: Because of WHAAT?

Roxanne Ritchi: Come again?

Metro Man: I am finally free to get in touch with my true power... weaving lyrical magic!

Megamind: Look, we need your help...

Metro Man: I'm sorry, I really am. I'm... I'm done!

[places his cape on Megamind]

Metro Man: You know, little buddy, there's a yin for every yang. If there's bad, good will rise up against it! It's taken me a long time for me to find my calling. Now, it's time you found yours.

Megamind: You're alive?

Roxanne Ritchi: You're alive...

Metro Man: ...I'm alive.

Roxanne Ritchi: But, but... We saw your skeleton! You were dead!

Megamind: Are you a ghost?

[touches Metro Man's face]

Roxanne Ritchi: There had better be an amazing explanation for this!

Megamind: Speak, apparition!

Metro Man: Check this out...

[plays a guitar]

Metro Man: [singing] I have eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?

Roxanne Ritchi: You're horrible!

Megamind: Granted, you have talent, but there's a madman out there destroying our... YOUR city!

[Wearing a trench coat and hat just like what Megamind's brain bots did when he/they interrupted the opening ceremony for Metro Man's Museum]

Metro Man: Way to go, little buddy. I knew you had it in you.

[from trailer]

Metro Man: All right, put your hands in the air!

[at a felicitation ceremony in his honour]

Metro Man: Yeah, Metro City!

Metro Man: Should've known you tried to crash the party!

Metro Man: Oh, I intend to do more than crash it! This is a day you and Metrocity shall not soon forget!

Metro Man: It's pronounced METRO CITY!

Megamind: Oh, potato, tomato, potato, tomato...

Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with YOU behind bars!

Megamind: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm shaking in my custom, baby seal leather boots!

[serious]

Megamind: You will leave Metrocity, or this will be the last you ever hear of... Roxanne Ritchi!

[presses a button to show a captive Roxanne on a separate screen]

Megamind: Huh?

Metro Man: [gasps] Roxanne! Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!

Roxanne Ritchi: Yeah, I'm not panicking.

Megamind: [smirking] In order to stop me, you need to find me first, Metro Man!

Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the abandoned observatory!

Metro Man: A-ha!

Megamind: [lunges for the control and turns off the camera on Roxanne] Nooo! We're NOT! Don't listen to her, she's crazy!

[Metro Man suddenly collapses with exhaustion in the observatory]

Megamind: What trickery is this?

Metro Man: You mad genius!... Your dark gift has finally paid off!

Megamind: It-it has?

Metro Man: These walls... they're obviously lined... with copper!

Megamind: Yeah, so?

Minion: Sir!

[points to the monitor, which shows the death-ray is about to start up]

Metro Man: Copper... drains my powers!

Megamind: Your weakness is copper? Y-you're kidding right?

Metro Man: Although getting a whole museum is super-cool, is super-cool, you want to know what the greatest honour you've given me is? Do you really want to know? Really? I'll tell you. The greatest honour you've given me is letting me serve you, the helpless people of Metro City. I often ask myself, "At the end of the day, who would I be without you people?"

Voice in Crowd: I love you, Metroman!

Metro Man: And I love you, random citizen!