Metalbeard Quotes in The Lego Movie (2014)

Benny: Disable the shield! Come on! You are undermining me!

Computer: Which phrase would you like me to underline?

Benny: Disable the shield!

Metalbeard: Let me try.

[to the computer]

Metalbeard: Be ye disabling of yond shield.

Computer: Disabling shield.

Benny: What?

Metalbeard: [describing President Business' office] ... Guarded by a robot army and secondary measures of every kind imaginable. Lasers, sharks, laser sharks, overbearing assistants...

Emmet: [to the Master Builders] I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It's going to be really hard, but I...

Metalbeard: [Gets up from his seat, yelling] Really hard?

[Looming over Emmet]

Metalbeard: WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD! THIS BE IMPOSSIBLE!

Unikitty: So why did you come back?

Metalbeard: This be-doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Emmet: Oh. Thank you.

Unikitty: [to Metalbeard] So why did you come back?

Metalbeard: This be doubled land couch. I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it. Which means we need more ideas like it!

Emmet: Oh, thank you.

Metalbeard: Ideas so dumb and bad that no one would ever think they could possibly be useful.

Emmet: [Disappointed] Oh. Thank you.

Emmet: [to Metablbeard] Who are you?

Metalbeard: The name be Metalbeard. And I'll tell you my tale of woe.

Vitruvius: Oh, great, here we go again.