Merle Kittridge Quotes in Bell Book and Candle (1958)

Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson: That girl you know, Gillian Holroyd, she's one.

Merle Kittridge: A witch?

Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson: Yes!

Merle Kittridge: Shep, you just never learned to spell.

Merle Kittridge: Are you trying to say you're... *jilting* me?

Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson: W-well, that's a very heavy word, Merle. It's a very heavy word. Let's just say that we're... uncoupling.

Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson: [At the Zodiac; Shep referring to Mrs. De Passe] You won't catch her at El Morocco.

Merle Kittridge: She looks like she's been living in a pickle barrel.