Meredith Morton Quotes in The Family Stone (2005)

Meredith Morton: I don't care whether you like me or not!

Amy Stone: Of course you do.

Sybil Stone: Are those mushrooms?

Meredith Morton: Yes, those are mushrooms.

Patrick Thomas: Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?

Meredith Morton: He is?

Ben Stone: OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?

Meredith Morton: Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus...

Ben Stone: Are those mushrooms?

Meredith Morton: I DIDN'T KNOW!

Meredith Morton: [crying after Sybil and Amy come into the kitchen and accidentally ruin the breakfast she made] I'm just as good as any of you!

Amy Stone: [laughing and crying at the situation] Maybe better.

Meredith Morton: [still crying] What's so great about you guys?

Sybil Stone: [laughing and crying along with Amy... patting Meredith's cheeks] Oh, nothing! It's just that we're all that we've got.

Meredith Morton: Brad? Brad Stevenson? Aren't you the guy who popped Amy's cherry?

Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.

Everett Stone: You slept with who?

Thad Stone: Do not look at me!

Meredith Morton: [Meeting Thad, who is deaf, for the first time] HELLO. I'M MEREDITH. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

Thad Stone: [to Susannah] why's she shouting?

Meredith Morton: I hope I'm not putting anyone out.

Amy Stone: *Me*. You're putting, *me* out.

Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.

Meredith Morton: I... What?

Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.

Meredith Morton: Isn't there anybody that loves me?

Meredith Morton: I'm sorry, I would sign, but I don't know the language.

Patrick Thomas: [the family is playing Charades and Thad is up. No one is guessing right, but Patrick finally gets it] Ooh! "Billy Don't Be a Hero"!

Thad Stone: Yes! THANK you!

Amy Stone: That's a song?

Susannah Stone: Yes, it's a song. You've heard it.

Ben Stone: Whose clue was that? It's not very... it's not good.

Meredith Morton: Ahem.

Meredith Morton: I love the gays!

Meredith Morton: I'm sorry, I would sign, but I don't know the language.