Melvyn Peabody Quotes in Gerontophilia (2013)

[Nurse Baptiste brings Melvyn his daily medications]

Melvyn Peabody: If you just leave them, I promise I'll take them in a little while.

Nurse Baptiste: It's more effective if you take them on schedule.

Melvyn Peabody: Like the trains in Germany.

Melvyn Peabody: Look at him, so smooth, like the cat just licked off his whiskers.

Lake: I like the way you look NOW.

Melvyn Peabody: What medication are YOU on?

Melvyn Peabody: Old men and gin bruise so easily.

Melvyn Peabody: I was even married once, if you can believe that.

Melvyn Peabody: Married? To a woman?

Melvyn Peabody: At the time it was the only option. It was the '70s. Even in the theater world, if you weren't married after the age of forty, there was something "wrong" with you.