Melody Stone Quotes in W.M.D. (2013)

Captain Hank Garrison: This here is Melody Stone, she's usually cast as a cleavage bearing, over opinionated talking head on cable news. Today she's in the middle of the shit with us. Oh shit, am I allowed to say shit on the news?

Melody Stone: No.

Captain Hank Garrison: Oh fuck me, we can edit that out, can't we?

Captain Hank Garrison: Okay, your turn.

Melody Stone: My turn for what?

Captain Hank Garrison: Dildo torture.

Alexandra Tartakoff: It's like, there's no "I" in "team," you know?

Melody Stone: Nope. And there's no YOU in "intelligence," either.

Alexandra Tartakoff: What?

Melody Stone: I'm sorry, I can't do anything. I haven't got my cell.

Captain Hank Garrison: You really are "Tits Magee."

Captain Hank Garrison: That, to us, is nothing. We have lived through the worst neck deep shit you can imagine. Stuff that would make your pampered, collagen head spin right the fuck off. But you wouldn't know about that, would you? No, because we have never see your types out in the places we have to go. You report about these wars from your cushy, comfy, air-conditioned studios. Well honey, welcome to Bumfuck Iraq.

Melody Stone: I don't use collagen.