Melina Quotes in Total Recall (1990)


Melina Quotes:

  • Melina: Hello, Hauser. Still bulging, I see.

    [rubs his deltoid, then grabs his crotch]

    Melina: What you been feeding this thing?

    Douglas Quaid: Blondes.

    Melina: I think it's still hungry.

  • [last lines]

    Melina: I can't believe it, it's like a dream. What's wrong?

    Douglas Quaid: I just had a terrible thought... what if this is a dream?

    Melina: Well, then, kiss me quick before you wake up!

  • Vilos Cohaagen: [after Cohaagen's team kills Kuato] So this is the great man. Hmph. No wonder he kept out of sight. Well, my friend...

    [puts his hands on Quaid's shoulders]

    Vilos Cohaagen:'re a hero.

    Douglas Quaid: Fuck you!

    Vilos Cohaagen: Don't be modest. Kuato is dead. The resistance has been completely wiped out and you were the key to the whole thing.

    Douglas Quaid: [to Melina] He's lying.

    Melina: [to Quaid] You two-faced bastard!

    Vilos Cohaagen: You can't blame him, princess.

    [His finger grazes Melina's face]

    Vilos Cohaagen: He's innocent. You see, Quaid, none of my people could get close to Kuato. Fuckin' mutants could always sniff us out. So Hauser and I sat down and invented you: the perfect mole.

    Douglas Quaid: You know you're lying. Hauser turned against you.

    Vilos Cohaagen: Uh-uh. That's what we wanted you to think. Fact is, Hauser volunteered to become "Doug Quaid." It was the only way to fool the psychics.

    Douglas Quaid: Get your story straight.

    [Points to Richter]

    Douglas Quaid: This idiot has been trying to kill me ever since I went to Rekall. You don't kill someone you're trying to plant.

    Vilos Cohaagen: He wasn't in on it. You set him off by going to Rekall.

    Douglas Quaid: So, why I am still alive?

    Vilos Cohaagen: We gave you lots of help.

    [points to Benny]

    Vilos Cohaagen: Benny here...

    Benny: [to Quaid] My pleasure, man.

    Vilos Cohaagen: The guy with the suitcase, the mask, the money, the message from Hauser. All of that was set up by us.

    Douglas Quaid: Sorry. Too perfect.

    Vilos Cohaagen: Perfect, my ass! You pop your memory cap before we can activate you. Richter goes hog-wild screwing up everything that I spent a year planning. Frankly... I'm amazed it worked!

    Douglas Quaid: Well, Cohaagen. I've got to hand it to you. It's the best mind-fuck yet.

  • Melina: That was your wife?

    [Quaid nods]

    Melina: What a bitch!

  • Vilos Cohaagen: [Cohaagen has Quaid strapped into a memory machine and is about to turn him back into Hauser] Relax, Quaid. You'll like being Hauser.

    Douglas Quaid: The guy's a fucking asshole!

    Vilos Cohaagen: Not true! He's one of my best friends. Besides, he's got a big house and a Mercedes and... you like Melina, right? Well, you get to fuck her every night. That's right, she's going to be Hauser's babe.

    Melina: [also strapped into a memory machine] I'll bust his balls!

    Vilos Cohaagen: Uh-uh, Princess. We're having you fixed. You're gonna be respectful, compliant, and appreciative... the way a woman should be.

    [she spits in his face]

  • [the traitorous Benny shoots George/Kuato]

    Benny: Congratulations, Quaid. You led us right to him.

    Douglas Quaid: Benny? Why?

    Melina: How can you do this? You're a mutant.

    Benny: [shrugs] I got four kids to feed.

    Douglas Quaid: So what happened to number five?

    Benny: [beat] Aw, shit, man! You got me. I'm not even married. Now, shut up and put your fucking hands in the air!

  • Melina: Kuato's gonna make you remember some things you knew when you were Hauser.

    Douglas Quaid: Like what?

    Melina: All sorts of things, like maybe you'll remember that you loved me.

    Douglas Quaid: I don't need Kuato for that.

    Melina: Since when?

  • Melina: [as she and Quaid enter her room, she slaps Quaid on the side of the face] You son of a bitch! You're alive? I thought that Cohaagen tortured you to death!

    Douglas Quaid: I guess he didn't.

    Melina: And you couldn't give me a message? You didn't know what happened to me?

    [hugs Quaid]

    Melina: Hauser, thank God you're alive.

    [starts kissing him and Quaid shoves her away]

    Douglas Quaid: Melina, listen. I have something to tell you... I don't remember you.

    Melina: What?

    Douglas Quaid: I don't remember you. I don't remember us. I don't even remember me.

    Melina: Did you get amnesia? How did you get here?

    Douglas Quaid: Hauser left me a note.

    Melina: Hauser? You're Hauser.

    Douglas Quaid: Not anymore. Now I'm Quaid. Douglas Quaid.

    Melina: Come on, Hauser. Have you lost your mind?

    Douglas Quaid: I didn't lose my mind. Cohaagen stole it. He somehow found out that Hauser switched sides, so he turned him into another person... me. So, he dumped me on Earth with a wife and a lousy job...

    Melina: [interrupting] Did you say wife? Are you fuckin' married?

    Douglas Quaid: She wasn't really my wife.

    Melina: She wasn't really your wife? How stupid of me! She was Hauser's wife?

    Douglas Quaid: Let's just forget about her.

    Melina: No, let's forget about everything. I'm sick of you and your goddamn lies!

  • [while being chased and shot by Richter in another Johnnycab]

    Benny: [yells at Quaid] What are you trying to do to me, man?

    Melina: Shut up and drive!

    Benny: Hey, I got five kids to feed.

  • Doug Quaid: Oh, shit. Lori.

    Melina: Who?

    Doug Quaid: It's my wife.

    Melina: You're married?

    Doug Quaid: It's safe to say we're separated.

  • Melina: Hauser, we've been looking for you.

    Doug Quaid: Don't call me... My name is Doug Quaid. I was born August 29th. All right. I was raised by my mother. She died of cancer before my 15th birthday. I married my girlfriend when I was 29!

    Melina: You were born April 29th. You were raised by your father, not your mother. He died before you were 15, but in a car crash. And believe me, you were most definitely not married.

  • [first lines]

    Melina: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

  • James Bond: The Chinese have a saying; "Before setting off on revenge, you first dig *two* graves"!

    Melina: I don't expect you to understand, you're English, but I'm half Greek and Greek women like Elektra always avenge their loved ones!

  • Melina: You know what I'd like?

    James Bond: I can't imagine.

    Melina: A moonlight swim.

    Frederick Gray: [Calling on Bond's wristwatch phone] 007, are you there? Bond? Bond? Bond, are you there? Bond?

    Melina: [to Bond] For your eyes only, darling.

    [Melina drops her robe to the ground leaving her completely naked]

  • [Bond and Melina are to be keel-hauled]

    Kristatos: [seeing Bond's injury] Bind that wound. We don't want any blood in the water.

    Kristatos: [smirks] Not yet!

    Melina: Murderer!

    Kristatos: *You* have shot your last bolt, Miss Havelock!

    Kristatos: [to his man] Oh, leave the legs free. They'll make appetizing *bait*.

  • Columbo: We are five men.

    Melina: And a woman!

  • Melina: I didn't think it would end like this.

    James Bond: We're not dead yet. Hold tight.

  • James Bond: The Chinese have a saying: "When setting out on revenge, you first dig two graves".

    Melina: I didn't expect you to understand, you're English. But I'm Half-Greek. And Greek Women, like Electra, always avenge their loved ones.

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