Megan McCallister Quotes in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

[at the airport waiting for their luggage passing Kevin's bag]

Kate McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Aunt Leslie McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Rod McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Sondra McCallister: Kevin.

Buzz McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Megan McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Linnie McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Tracy McCallister: Give this to Kevin.

Fuller McCallister: Here you go Kevin.

[startled when he sees an elderly couple; he turns away and thinks of what to say before passing Kevin's duffel back]

Fuller McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Tracy McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Linnie McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Megan McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Buzz McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Sondra McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Rod McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Aunt Leslie McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Kate McCallister: Kevin's not here.

Peter McCallister: WHAT?

Kate McCallister: [laughs then surprised] KEVIN!

[faints]

Tracy McCallister: [Opening lines at the beginning of the movie; Tracy's frantically looking for her sunblock] Has anybody seen my sunblock?

Sondra McCallister: What's the point in going to Florida if you're going to put on sunblock?

Megan McCallister: I don't care if I age like an old suitcase, I'm getting toasted.

Buzz McCallister: Great, now you can be a skag with a slightly darker shade of skin.

Brooke McCallister: He's just jealous because he doesn't tan. His freckles just connect.

Uncle Frank McCallister: [walks by, sees his son Fuller drinking a Coke, and snatches it away from him] Hey, easy on the fluids, pal, the rubber sheets are packed.

[Uncle Frank then drinks the Coke himself]

Megan McCallister: You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?

Buzz McCallister: No, for three reasons: A, I'm not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.

Kevin McCallister: [apprehensively] I made my family disappear.

[thinks back to family members saying bad things about him]

Megan McCallister: Kevin, you're completely helpless!

Linnie McCallister: You know, Kevin, you're what the French call les incompetents.

Buzz McCallister: Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.

Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you are *such* a *disease*!

Kate McCallister: There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble.

Frank McCallister: Look what you *did*, you little *jerk*.

Kevin McCallister: [gleefully] I made my family disappear.

Kevin McCallister: I don't know how to pack a suit case. I've never done this once in my whole life.

Jeff McCallister: Tough.

Kevin McCallister: That's what Megan said.

Megan McCallister: What did I say?

Jeff McCallister: You told Kevin "tough".

Megan McCallister: The dope was whining about a suit case. What was I supposed to do? Shake his hand and say, "Congratulations, you're an idiot"?