Meenah Khan Quotes in East Is East (1999)

George Khan: ...when I come this country, I have no luggage. Today what I got?

Meenah Khan: You got a chip shop. dad.

George Khan: Right. Own bloody business, see.

Meenah Khan: [Heard by Mrs Shah from outside, referring to the Shahs' daughters] Have you seen the state of them two? The one with the teeth's got a mustache like Dad.

Maneer Khan: Tariq's looks like Quasimodo.

Ella Khan: Kids eh. Were your two like that, Mrs. Shah?

Mrs. Shah: [Sternly] No. I believe in strict discipline. Especially in a NON-Pakistani environment.

Ella Khan: They filmed "The Dambusters" here.

Meenah Khan: Mam, you say that EVERYTIME we come to Bradford.

Ella Khan: Well they bloody did.

Meenah Khan: Did you get a load of those two?

[meaning the Shahs' daughters]

Meenah Khan: The one with the teeth has got a mustache like Dad's!

Maneer Khan: Tariq's looks like Quasimodo.