Medical Orderly Arthur Witty Quotes in The Wild Geese (1978)

Keith: Who are you leaving your money to, Queenie?

Medical Orderly Arthur Witty: Well, if it's any of your business, To the dearest, kindest proctologist in the whole wide world.

Keith: What's that?

Medical Orderly Arthur Witty: "Bum-doctor" to you, chubby cheeks.

Medical Orderly Arthur Witty: [defending a retreat against impossible odds] Get yer lovely arses out of here! I'm just holdin' the fort!

Faulkner: All right. You've got the job.

Medical Orderly Arthur Witty: Do I have time to get a divorce?

Faulkner: Thirty-six hours.

Medical Orderly Arthur Witty: Oh, lovely, sir! I can't WAIT to see his face!