Meat Quotes in Waist Deep (2006)

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Meat Quotes:

  • Meat: [Having slashed off a subordinate's arm with a machete] You bring me my money... you get your arm back

  • O2: Hello

    Lucky: Not now, O. Imma call you back.

    Meat: [Chops arm, people gasps, man groans] See this right here?

    O2: The fuck is that noise?

    Lucky: Nothing. Meet me in the spot in 15 minutes.

    Meat: This a dumb nigga. And this what happens to dumb nigga who don't pay their taxes. Every liquor store, grocery store, and every motherfucking restaurant around here owes me!

  • O2: I did six years for you.

    Meat: For me? Nigga, you got caught.

    O2: Same old Big Meat. Fucking over niggas and everybody else take the fall.

    Meat: I made you! I put you in this shit!

    O2: My son is all I had.

    Meat: Nigga, fuck your son!

  • Lucky: We took em G style.

    Meat: Straight up G-style.

    Lucky: What? I came through the spot, boom, I kicked in the motherfucking door. I told motherfuckers,"Get the fuck on the floor right now, nigga. It's a jack move!" I was running through that motherfucker, smacking up bitch-ass niggas with no problem. You know, I'm taking care of my shit. I'm over there, just snatching shit. Snatching whatever I want, 'cause that's what I do. I ought to take your shit, nigga. Now I bring this shit back to you, man, so we can break bread.

    Meat: To me?

    Lucky: To you.

  • Wendy: [answering the phone behind the counter at the roadside diner] Deadbeats.

    Pee Wee Morris: [into pay phone, disguising his voice] Hello. Hi. I'm lookin' for a friend of mine. He's s'posed to be there.

    Wendy: Uh, what's his name?

    Pee Wee Morris: His name's Michael Hunt... uh Mike, Mike. Yes, Mike.

    Wendy: Mike Hunt? Okay, just hang on a minute.

    [raising her voice to address the patrons]

    Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here?

    [Pee Wee laughs]

    Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here?

    [several patrons begin to snicker]

    Wendy: Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?

    [patrons begin to cackle uncontrollably]

    Meat: Practically everybody in town, from what I hear.

  • Pee Wee Morris: [to Tommy, about the normal-sized condom he was given] It's too big.

    [Everybody else laughs]

    Tommy Turner: Peewee, we don't have any training rubbers.

    Mickey: He needs the junior size.

    Brian Schwartz: [Seriously] Peewee, tie a knot in it.

    Meat: [as Peewee is given another condom and he returns to the bus] Hey Peewee, what do you think this is? The return desk at Macys?

  • Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

    Meat: Everybody in town, from what I hear.

  • [the gang are at the Deadbeats drive-in restaurant getting their food and drinks]

    Billy: The worst thing is you guys are out a hundred bucks.

    Tommy Turner: This is just the kind of thing you write off.

    Pee Wee Morris: [hands Tommy the receipt] Here you go.

    Tommy Turner: Again?

    Pee Wee Morris: I got it last time.

    Tommy Turner: [pays the waitress] Great. Mick, I'm telling ya, they're bad mothers.

    Mickey: I'm going back to get that pig.

    Meat: Yeah right, Mick.

    Mickey: [throws his hamburger in a fit] Yeah, Meat!

  • Sheriff Wallace: Well, it looks like to me we got five Angel Beach assholes here. Yes, sir. Five walkin' talkin' rectums.

    [Sheriff chuckles; to Mickey]

    Sheriff Wallace: Where's your car, boy?

    Mickey: [points to his Ford pick-up truck] Right there.

    Sheriff Wallace: You from Seward County?

    Mickey: Yeah.

    Sheriff Wallace: Well, I don't know much about the laws in Seward County, but we got laws here about driving with busted headlights.

    Mickey: I don't have a busted headlight.

    Sheriff Wallace: Don't have a busted headlight?

    [the Sheriff smashes the right-side headlight of Mickey's truck; Porky and his goons laughs]

    Mickey: [shocked] Shit!

    Sheriff Wallace: That's a $35.00 fine. Thirty-five bucks or a night in jail!

    Tommy Turner: I've got fifteen bucks.

    Pee Wee Morris: I've got-I've got five.

    Sheriff Wallace: You got five, you got fifteen, huh?

    Meat: I've got twelve.

    Tim: I think I got three.

    Porky: [to his goons] Watch this.

    [the Sheriff then smashes the rear right-side taillight]

    Mickey: [grows angry] Goddamn it!

    [Porky and his goons laughing]

    Sheriff Wallace: You got a busted taillight, too. That's 20 more dollars. Can you cover it?

    Mickey: I've got ten.

    Sheriff Wallace: Give it to me! Give me all you got.

    [the Sheriff starts collecting the boys money, but stops midway]

    Sheriff Wallace: Well, I guess I can show a little leniency for first offenders. Whadaya say, Pork? Should I give these nice lads a break?

    Porky: Oh, they seem like a nice bunch of clean-cut Angel Beach pussies. A little smelly. Yeah, give 'em a break.

    Sheriff Wallace: You heard the man. You get your candy-asses back over to Seward County and you keep 'em there. This here's a "man's" county. Go on, get the fuck out. Go on. Go on!

    [the boys pile up in Mickey's truck]

    Sheriff Wallace: Go on. Here we go! Here we go! Goin' home now, ain't we?

    Porky: [to his goons] I don't think they'll be comin' back. Let's go back inside and get some beer.

  • Porky: [as the pig mobile pulls up behind the tow truck and they all get out, to Ted] I want those mosey little mothas arrested, and I mean like right now! Those boys just destroyed my night club.

    Ted Jarvis: How'd they do that?

    Porky: They've been coming in the last couple of weeks.

    Ted Jarvis: Which ones?

    Porky: [Points to Tim then Mickey] This one, and that little bastard back there!

    Ted Jarvis: [Points to them himself] You mean this sixteen year old and this seventeen year old youngster were frequenting your establishment?

    Sheriff Wallace: [Butts in] They've been coming in before! This ain't the first time, especially that little sun-of-a-bitch...

    Porky: [Stops him, now uneasy] Look, we may have made a mistake. They're obviously youngsters.

    Sheriff Wallace: What are you talking about, Pork?

    Porky: [Quietly, emphasizing] They're youngsters!

    Sheriff Wallace: [to Ted] No, look! Those boys just destroyed my station house! Destroyed two of my cars! I want them booked on felony charges of destruction of private property, and assault and battery!

    Ted Jarvis: Now hold on, Sheriff.

    Sheriff Wallace: "Hold on", my ass!

    Ted Jarvis: [Brandishing his rifle] You're in *my* county now! I wonder what I could book you for.

    [Looks over the car, then breaks one of the headlights with the butt of his rifle]

    Mickey: [as everyone cheers and laughs] Get him, brother!

    Ted Jarvis: [to Porky] Broken headlight. That's a $50 fine in Seward County.

    Porky: [Pulls a $50 bill from his wad of cash] Got that right here.

    [Ted then cocks his rifle and shoots the left front tire of the car, Porky is then seen clearing out his ear, then quietly to his brother]

    Porky: Damn!

    Ted Jarvis: Blown tire.

    [Shrugs]

    Ted Jarvis: That's too bad.

    [Everyone laughs, he then shoots the radiator and we hear the pig whistle horn die]

    Ted Jarvis: Broken radiator. This car's a mess.

    [More laughter from the crowd; he then reloads and aims at the hood ornament from his hip]

    Meat: [Leading the cheers] Do it! Do it!

    [He does]

    Porky: [Quietly throwing a fit] Daw shit!

    Porky: Broken hood ornament. And questions?

  • Meat: [to Laurel] You are a black hole of negative energy.

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