Mean prison guard Quotes in Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

[Ernest and the crew he's with are being forced to go into a jail cell, and Ernest is mistaking the prison he's in for his jury crew, and a guard comes up from behind him and hits him]

Ernest P. Worrell: I hope you've got a good story to tell my boss! After all, I do have a living to earn.

Mean prison guard: Now look, Nash -...

Ernest P. Worrell: My name is "Worrel, Ernest P. Worrel."

Mean prison guard: Oh, Mister Funny-Man, huh? Yeah, Mister Funny-Man. You'll think funny when you're tapping to the tune of 2-20, son!

[throws him into his cell, right next to them]

Ernest P. Worrell: That is the rudest bailiff I have ever seen in my life.