McSquizzy Quotes in Open Season (2006)

McSquizzy: Oy, you late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf. Nobody messes with McSquizzy, coz that's me!

Boog: What?

McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give you such a doing!

Boog: You and what army?

[an army of sqirrels appears]

Squirrels: Oy!

Boog: Oh, that army.

McSquizzy: That was just a warning, alright? Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry, brown bahookie!

[while Boog and Beth are hugging each other]

Reilly: What's he doing?

McSquizzy: Is he not gonna maul her?

Elliot: No! She's his mom! She's taking us home.

Porcupine: Every buddy?

McSquizzy: Aw, Mister Happy didn't go off.

McSquizzy: Ged off my trees ya buck-toothed sporran!

McSquizzy: Mess not with the Fuzzytail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine.

McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? Because McSquezzy wants in.

Boog: Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!

Elliot: And your acorns, too!