McLeach Quotes in The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

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McLeach Quotes:

  • McLeach: I didn't make it all the way through third grade for nothing.

  • McLeach: Joanna! Did you know there was a razorback in my truck? Did ya?

    [Joanna nods]

    McLeach: DID ya?

    [Joanna shakes her head]

    McLeach: THERE WAS A RAZORBACK IN MY TRUCK! Now, you quit playing around and do your job, you four-legged python!

  • McLeach: [singing to tune of "Home on the Range] Home, home on the range / Where the critters are tied up in chains / I cut through their sides / and I rip off their hides / and the next day I do it again. Everybody!

  • McLeach: [realizes he has one less egg] Did you take one of my eggs?

    [Joanna, with an egg in her shut mouth, shakes her head no]

    McLeach: Open your mouth.

    [Joanna opens her mouth, moving the egg on her tongue to the side and hiding it from McLeach's view]

    McLeach: These are NOT... Joanna Eggs!

    [he closes the egg box]

  • McLeach: [Catches Joanna stealing his eggs] Got your hand caught in the cookie jar, didn't ya? Who do you think you're messin' with, you dumb animal? My mental facilities are twice what yours are, ya pea brain!

    [Opens the box to find it empty; Joanna hides]

    McLeach: Joanna. I give you platypus eggs, I give you snake eggs, why, I'll even give you eagle eggs, but you stay away from MY... The eagle's eggs! That's it! That's the boy's weak spot.

  • McLeach: [McLeach is sharpening several knives. Cody sits tied up in front of a map] Let's see if we can't refresh that rusty old memory of yours. Is she on Satan's Ridge?

    [He throws one knife and it sticks on the map under lettering that says "Satan's Ridge"]

    McLeach: Or Nightmare Canyon?

    [He tosses another knife, again with perfect accuracy]

    McLeach: What do you think Joanna?

    [Joanna breaks an animal cracker in half]

    McLeach: Yeah, that's it. Right smack dab in the middle of that Croc Falls, ZAP!

    [This time the knife comes dangerously close to Cody's head]

    McLeach: Am I getting warm?

    Cody: I told you I don't remember!

    [He starts walking towards Cody carrying a fourth knife]

    McLeach: Don't realize that a bird that size is worth a fortune!

    [McLeach stabs the wall]

    McLeach: I'll split the money with ya fifty-fifty. You can't get a better offer than that boy.

    Cody: You won't have ANY money when the rRngers get through with you!

    [McLeach walks across the room growling the whole way. He kicks over a pot of boiling water]

  • McLeach: Well, Joanna what'd we get today? A dingo, a fat old razorback or a nice big... boy?

    [He pauses for a moment and then kicks Joanna in the side]

    McLeach: Joanna, you been out here digging holes again? Dumb lizard's always trying to bury squirrels out here.

    Cody: Uh-uh. It's a trap, and poaching's against the law.

    McLeach: Trap? Now where'd you get an idea like that, boy; I think you've been down in that hole too long.

  • McLeach: [singing] You get a line, I'll get a pole, matey./You get a line, I'll get a pole, friend./You get a line, I'll get a pole,/We'll go fishing in a crocodile hole,/Buddy, pal o'mine.

  • McLeach: [pondering to himself while Joanna sneaks away his eggs in several ways] Let's see. The boy's got the eagle. I want the eagle. The boy won't give me the eagle. If I could just find the boy's weak spot, I could get him to tell me where the eagle is. But, the boy's only got one weak spot and that is the eagle. Maybe if I stuck him in a giant anthill, it'll loosen his tongue and then...

    [smashes the egg box's top down on Joanna's fingers]

    McLeach: I GOTCHA!

  • McLeach: [dangling Cody over a river of crocodiles] Are ya ready, boy? It's time ya learned how to fish for crocs. They like it when you use live bait, and you're as live as they come.

  • McLeach: [lowering Cody into Crocodile Falls] Now, this is my idea of fun.

  • McLeach: It's all over, boy. Your bird's dead. Someone shot her. Shot her, right out of the sky. Bang!

    Cody: No!

    McLeach: What do you mean no? You calling me a liar? I heard it on the radio this morning, and she could have been mine if it wasn't for you. Now you better get out of here before I change my mind. G'on, git!

    Bernard: Why is he letting him go?

    Jake: It's gotta be a trick.

    McLeach: Too bad about those eggs, eh, Joanna? They won't survive without their mother. Oh, well. Survival of the fittest, I guess.

    [Cody runs off]

    McLeach: Bingo.

  • Cody: My mom will call the Rangers!

    McLeach: [faking fear] Oh, no! Not the Rangers. What'll I do? What'll I do? Don't let your ma call the Rangers, please!

    [McLeach tosses Cody's backpack in the water, where crocodiles attack it]

    McLeach: My poor baby boy got eaten by the crocodiles. Boo-hoo-hoo.

  • McLeach: Say, where'd you get this pretty feather, boy?

    Cody: It was a present.

    McLeach: Aw, that's real nice. Who gave it to ya?

    Cody: It's a... secret.

    McLeach: That's no secret, boy.

    McLeach: [pulls out tattered feather]

    McLeach: You see, I already got the father.

    McLeach: [makes throat-slashing gesture]

    McLeach: Now you just tell me where Mama and those little eggs are.

    Cody: No!

  • McLeach: [in an attempt to feed Cody to the crocodiles by using a rifle] Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

  • McLeach: Breaker, breaker, little mate. I forgot to tell ya... around here you have to be QUIET! Or the rangers might hear ya. Now sit down, relax, enjoy the view. Nothing but abandoned opal mines far as the eye can see. And dead ahead is home sweet home.

  • [McLeach throws Cody into an Animal Cage, in an area where he's captured multiple animals already]

    McLeach: I'll give you a Night down here to think about it.

    Cody: I'm NEVER Telling!

    [McLeach and Joanna leave]

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