McKenzie Pryce Quotes in G.B.F. (2013)

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McKenzie Pryce Quotes:

  • McKenzie Pryce: Caprice, mission accomplished?

    Caprice Winters: Uh, not yet.

    [to the other protestors]

    Caprice Winters: Ok, y'all made your point. I made mine. Now we all have a choice. You can stay out here, bored out of your minds and freezing your asses off with this crazy bitch, or you can come inside and dance your asses off with this crazy bitch. I mean, do you really want to go to Heaven if it's filled with nothing but psychos like her?

    [all the other protestors apart from McKenzie and Hamilton go into the prom]

    Caprice Winters: That's what I thought. Le'go.

    McKenzie Pryce: [calling after everyone] Suit yourselves! Run towards damnation! I'll see you all in Hell! I mean, I won't see you 'cause I won't be there, but there's probably, like, a window or something where people in Heaven can look down to people in Hell! And I'll see you through that Hell... window... thing!

    Hamilton: That sucks, man. How about an H.J.?

  • McKenzie Pryce: [reading an Internet posting titled "Why you should have a gay best friend"] I can't believe our godless peers read this blasphemy. They're trying to make sin seem "in."

    'Shley Osgoode: I don't know. Don't you ever think it would be kind of neat to meet one? Like a real, live gay?

    McKenzie Pryce: What?

    'Shley Osgoode: You know, we cold bring him to Youth Group or take him out for milkshakes or something. And then, if we're all super-duper nice to him, maybe he'd realize that the only person he should be gay for is Jesus.

    McKenzie Pryce: 'Shley, you can't just befriend these people. They're out to steal our brothers, boyfriends, our gerbils, all as part of a secret agenda to spread their gaybies all over America.

    'Shley Osgoode: Aw. Gay babies?

    McKenzie Pryce: No! Like... gay rabies.

  • McKenzie Pryce: Sorry, Ellen Jr., but you can't take your poor man's Portia to this dance. Try the pro-sodomy prom.

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