McDougall Quotes in Bite Marks (2011)

Brewster: This wouldn't be a funeral home, would it?

McDougall: No, we do Brazilian waxes.

McDougall: What's the matter, son, you piss yourself?

Brewster: Nah. Like if I were an avocado at a mosquito convention pissin' on a firecracker, how 'bout that?

McDougall: You want some coffee?

Brewster: Yeah... and a bathroom. I've had to pee since dinner.

McDougall: Well, you're in luck. Best thing about being a man is, whole world's your toilet. Why, out there, there're a hundred places you can drain the tank and look at metal twisted into shapes you never dreamed of. It's like... it's like pissin' in an art museum.