McCabe Quotes in S.W.A.T. (2003)

Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister.

Street: She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.

McCabe: [laughing] Oh no, you didn't...

McCabe: [lying in the disabled learjet] How's Boxer?

Hondo: What do you care?

McCabe: C'mon, Hondo, just give me that.

Hondo: He's going to make it.

McCabe: Good.

Hondo: Just couldn't resist, could ya? So what do you wanna do?

McCabe: Goddamnit, Sarge.

[McCabe shoots himself dead]

McCabe: What? No roll, Hondo?

Hondo: How do you know I didn't?

McCabe: You didn't, did you?

Hondo: They only roll in John Woo movies, not in real life.

McCabe: This was supposed to be simple snatch and extract.

Brian Gamble: Boxer was a threat, T.J.

McCabe: Boxer was my friend!

Brian Gamble: He was mine too.

Alex Montel: Stop crying. You can buy new friends.

McCabe: Don't give me any more reason to kill you.

Alex Montel: What are going to do, shoot me? You should relax a little bit, my friend. I'm the money here. Don't forget it.

Brian Gamble: We don't have time for this shit. Look, you can go ahead. I know this sucks. Let's worry about it in paradise, all right?

McCabe: [as Gamble retrieves a hidden landmine] You gotta be shittin' me.

Deke: [Deleted Scene: Locker Room] So my wife's all worried about me workin' SWAT.

Boxer: They always are at first.

Deke: [Imitates his wife] "How am I gonna take care of the kids if something happens to you?" So I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin SWAT, guess what she does?

McCabe: Laughs?

Boxer: Hangs up?

Deke: She laughs her ass off, AND hangs up.

McCabe: [as Boxer and TJ laugh] Bitch. Alright guys, take care.

Velasquez: [Deleted Scene: Hondo's Introduction- Lt. Velasquez says to Officers of SWAT Division] Gentlemen! Our new 70-David has just made his first stealth entry. If you don't know him, you've probably heard of him: Sergeant Dan "Hondo" Harrelson!

[Officers cheer and applaud, with Boxer and McCabe's voices louder than the others]

Velasquez: Here is a man who will outrun, outfight, outshoot

[Hondo raises his eyebrows in disbelief at Velasquez]

Velasquez: , outsmart, out-paperwork, ALL OF YOU.

McCabe: I got 20 bucks says otherwise.

Boxer: I'll cover 10 of it for you.

Velasquez: Now you know gambling's not allowed, and I shouldn't have to tell you that... but I'll cover that 10.

Boxer: Done.

Velasquez: Few words, Sergeant?

Hondo: As a matter of fact...

[Pretends to smack TJ with his book]

McCabe: You might as well kill me now, 'cause I ain't talking.

Kirigi: Talking is not necessary. But I accept the first half of your proposal.

Jim Vesser: We've been surveying this route for three weeks!

McCabe: And so have we.

Bob Nelson: Don't get hot-headed Jim. Looks like it's for the courts to decide.

Jim Vesser: There's nothing in my orders that says I have to wait for any courts to make up their minds. We're going through.

Bob Nelson: Not along our stakes.

Jim Vesser: We'll throw them in the river.

McCabe: You throw one stake in the river and I'll throw you in right after it.

Remy McSwain: Oh, man, now they're killing retards.

McCabe: Then why ain't you dead?