Mayor Augustus Maywho Quotes in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Mayor Augustus Maywho Quotes:
Mayor Augustus Maywho: They nursed you. They clothed you. Here they are! Your old biddies!
The Grinch: Are you two still living?
The Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.
The Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hole? Blind me with pepper spray?
Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.
Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.
Mayor Augustus Maywho: The anger.
Whobris: The fury.
[cut to Martha May Whovier]
Martha May Whovier: The muscles!
Lou Lou Who: [after sons have said they had seen the Grinch] I'm sure they were just up on Mount Crumpit... playing with matches... defacing public property or something or other.
Mayor Augustus Maywho: Oh, well that's a relief.
Mayor Augustus Maywho: If you marry me, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, you'll also receive this... it's a NEW CAR. Generously provided by the taxpayers of Whoville.
Mayor Augustus Maywho: He had hair. Not pleasant. He shed. Not right.
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