Mayor Augustus Maywho Quotes in How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

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Mayor Augustus Maywho Quotes:

  • Mayor Augustus Maywho: They nursed you. They clothed you. Here they are! Your old biddies!

    The Grinch: Are you two still living?

  • The Grinch: I am the Grinch that stole Christmas... and I'm sorry.

    [long silence]

    The Grinch: Aren't you going to cuff me? Put me in a choke hole? Blind me with pepper spray?

    Mayor Augustus Maywho: You heard him, Officer. He admitted it. I'd go with the pepper spray.

    Officer Wholihan: Yes, I heard him all right. He said he was sorry.

  • Mayor Augustus Maywho: The anger.

    Whobris: The fury.

    [cut to Martha May Whovier]

    Martha May Whovier: The muscles!

  • Lou Lou Who: [after sons have said they had seen the Grinch] I'm sure they were just up on Mount Crumpit... playing with matches... defacing public property or something or other.

    Mayor Augustus Maywho: Oh, well that's a relief.

  • Mayor Augustus Maywho: If you marry me, along with a lifetime supply of happiness, you'll also receive this... it's a NEW CAR. Generously provided by the taxpayers of Whoville.

  • Mayor Augustus Maywho: He had hair. Not pleasant. He shed. Not right.

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