Maya Hayes Quotes in Definitely, Maybe (2008)


Maya Hayes Quotes:

  • Will Hayes: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women.

    [Notices Maya looking strangely at him]

    Will Hayes: What?

    Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for 'slut'?

    Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it.

  • [Maya and Sarah are walking away, Maya turns around]

    Maya Hayes: Dad!

    [Will turns around, Maya runs to him, Will kneels]

    Maya Hayes: Thanks for telling me the story.

    Will Hayes: You're welcome. I didn't tell you the happy ending.

    Maya Hayes: [getting tears] What is it?

    Will Hayes: You.

  • Maya Hayes: What's a threesome?

    Will Hayes: It's a game, that adults play sometimes... When they're bored.

    Maya Hayes: ...Whatever.

  • Maya Hayes: Dad, I can't believe you smoked... and drank... and was such a slut... But I still love you.

  • Maya Hayes: I really liked Summer. I can't believe she turned out to be such a...

    Will Hayes: Heartbreaker?

    Maya Hayes: No...

    Will Hayes: Opportunist?

    Maya Hayes: Uh-uh...

    Will Hayes: Double-crossing...

    Maya Hayes: Bitch.

    Will Hayes: Maya!

    Maya Hayes: How could she do that to you?

    Will Hayes: Like she said, if she didn't write it someone else would've. It was the truth.

    Maya Hayes: So did she? Did she break it?

    Will Hayes: What?

    [Maya points to her heart. Will smiles and kisses her cheek]

  • Maya Hayes: You're right, it is complicated, isn't it? I mean, you're in love with April, who used to be in love with Lucas, and then she fell in love with you, but you were in love with Summer, who was always really in love with Hampton, and now that you're in love with April she's in love with Kevin... and no one's in love with you. That's complicated.

    Will Hayes: Yep.

  • Maya Hayes: Hold it! Stop, stop right there! You smoked?

    Will Hayes: No!... Yeah. But... I didn't mean to tell you that. Listen, I was young and I was stupid, and I haven't smoked in years, I promise you.

    Maya Hayes: Is there anything *else* you should tell me?

    Will Hayes: Probably... not.

  • Maya Hayes: Did you know that 35 people try to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge each year, most because of broken hearts?

    Will Hayes: I'll keep that in mind.

  • Maya Hayes: Poor April. Just like the character in the story. Who's always been the friend then she realized she doesn't just want to be the friend she wants to be the *girl*friend. Except it's too late.

    Will Hayes: What do you mean?

    Maya Hayes: Weren't you listening? She came home for you.

  • Maya Hayes: How come you changed all names except hers?

    Will Hayes: What do you mean?

    Maya Hayes: In the story, you know like mom became Emily, and Summer's that Natasha lady who writes for that magazine... But you didn't change April's. Why?

    Will Hayes: Why - Why are you so concerned with this anyway?

    Maya Hayes: Because I want you to be happy.

    Will Hayes: You know, I'm happy.

    Maya Hayes: Trust me, dad. You're not happy.

    Will Hayes: [Long pause] Put on your coat.

  • Will Hayes: Fine, I'm gonna tell you the story, but I'm not telling you who your mom is.

    Maya Hayes: Fine!

    Will Hayes: You're just gonna have to figure it out for yourself.

    Maya Hayes: Good!

    Will Hayes: And I'm changing all of the names, and some of the facts. I just decided that right now. Then we'll see how smart you are.

    Maya Hayes: It like it, it's like a love story mystery.

  • Maya Hayes: I'm guessing you weren't her first boyfriend. Maybe it was some nerdy guy, or maybe he was mean. Or maybe, you were friends for the longest time, and then just when you were about to put your penis in somebody else's vagina...

    Will Hayes: Okay. Good night Maya.

    Maya Hayes: realized Mom was the only one for you!

    Will Hayes: Bedtime!

  • Maya Hayes: If Summer does turn out to be my mother, I'm running away to Canada. I am *not* kidding.

  • Maya Hayes: I love penguins.

    Emily: Me, too.

    Will Hayes: Me, three.

    Maya Hayes: Did you know that penguins mate for life? Although, Mr. Monell told us that sometimes the husband and wife penguins get separated because of their migraine patterns.

    Will HayesEmily: Migratory.

    Maya Hayes: Well, sometimes they're apart for years, but they almost always find each other. Do you know what the husband and wife penguins do after they find each other after all that time? Throw back their heads, flap their flippers, and sing as loud as they can!

    [imitating a penguin]

    Maya Hayes: Wah wah wah!

  • ['Story Will' has just bumped in to Summer, who's pregnant. Flash back to present]

    Maya Hayes: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

    Will Hayes: What?

    Maya Hayes: Telling me this story, this mystery love story. What if I don't like who my mom is?

    Will Hayes: Of course you like who your mom is. And you don't have to wait long to find out, because that very night...

    Maya Hayes: Its Summer, isn't it? And you're not my father! No wonder you didn't want to be with her.

    Will Hayes: Take it easy, Maya. It's just a story. And this one has a happy ending.

    Maya Hayes: [fighting back tears] How does it have a happy ending? You and my mom, whoever she is, you're getting divorced! What's the happy in that?

  • [wanting her dad to tell her the story of how he and her mother met]

    Maya Hayes: Tell me how it happened. And the real story, not the "Oh, we met, we fell in love, and we decided to take all that love and make a family, and that's how we made you."

    Will Hayes: You know something? I'm going to tell you the real, true story of how me and your mother met.

    Maya Hayes: When I'm old enough.

    Will Hayes: Yep.

    Maya Hayes: Look, I know love isn't a fairy tale.

    Will Hayes: Really?

    Maya Hayes: Really.

  • Maya Hayes: What's the boy word for slut?

    Will Hayes: They still haven't come up with one yet.

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