Maya Blart Quotes in Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

Maya Blart: Dad, you've got to understand I'm a big girl now.

Paul Blart: Hey, first off, we're Blarts. We're all big - wide hips, thick ankles and low center of gravity - that's just how the good Lord made us. That's why we're no good at running hurdle, never will be.

Maya Blart: Well, think of it this way: you can visit me in California when it's really cold in Jersey.

Paul Blart: Oh, of course I can if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!

Maya Blart: You know what, I decided I'm going.

Paul Blart: Wait a minute, you decided like you just decided, but you know what? Decision overruled - judge Blart now in session!

Maya Blart: [reading a dating website] Okay, next question. "Tell me about yourself."

Paul Blart: Let's see. I know a lot about sharks.

Mom: Let me stop you right there.