May Parker Quotes in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

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May Parker Quotes:

  • May Parker: [to Peter] You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.

  • May Parker: [to Peter] I know you left detention today. I know you left the decathlon. I know you sneak out of this house every night and that is not okay. Peter, what is going on with you? You can tell me! Just you and me. I promise.

  • [from trailer]

    May Parker: [to Peter] You have to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.

  • [last lines]

    May Parker: [off-screen] Who was it? Who hit you?

    Peter Parker: [fidgeting with new webshooter from Tony Stark] Some guy... so itchy man, God.

    May Parker: [off-screen] What's "some guy's" name?

    Peter Parker: Uhh, Steve!

    [webshooter emits a light; Peter is amazed]

    May Parker: [off-screen] Steve? From 12-C? With the overbite?

    Peter Parker: No, no, no, you don't know him, he's from Brooklyn.

    [Peter hides webshooter light under his arm as May enters]

    Peter Parker: [feigning pain] Ouch.

    May Parker: Well, I hope you got a few good licks in.

    [hands Peter an ice pack wrapped in a towel]

    Peter Parker: Yeah, I got quite a few in actually.

    May Parker: Okay.

    Peter Parker: His friend was huge, like HUGE!

    [presses ice pack to black eye while hiding webshooter]

    Peter Parker: That's way better, thank you.

    May Parker: Okay, tough guy.

    [leaves to exit]

    Peter Parker: Love you, May. Hey, can you shut the door?

    [May shuts Peter's door]

    Peter Parker: [Peter unveils webshooter light and shines it onto his ceiling, projecting the Spider Symbol. Peter smiles]

    Title Card reads: Spider-Man will return

  • Peter Parker: [eating meat loaf from the fridge exhausted] This beats all of the meat loafs.

    May Parker: Something is very wrong.

    Ben Parker: Yeah. Nobody likes your meat loaf.

  • May Parker: Why didn't you tell me you didn't like my meat loaf? You could have said that to me 37 years ago.

    Ben Parker: Um...

    May Parker: How many meat loaves have I made for you?

  • May Parker: What a pretty girl.

    Peter Parker: Yeah. That's what Uncle Ben said.

    May Parker: Did you ask her out?

    Peter Parker: [shakes his head]

    May Parker: Why?

    Peter Parker: Can't.

    May Parker: Why?

    Peter Parker: I'm just no good for her.

    May Parker: Peter Parker, if there's one thing are, it's good. Anyone has a problem with that can talk to me.

  • May Parker: [sees a bruised Peter] Peter. Where do you go? Who does this to you?

    Peter Parker: Please, go to sleep, Aunt May.

    May Parker: Please tell me.

    Peter Parker: Aunt May, please, please, please, go to sleep.

    May Parker: I can't sleep!

  • Peter Parker: Watch out!

    [Peter catches a fly]

    May Parker: That's a fly, Peter.

  • May Parker: Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever.

  • May Parker: Peter, listen to me. Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever.

  • May Parker: Ben Parker, don't you even think about leaving that filthy box in my kitchen!

    Ben Parker: These are my bowling trophies.

    May Parker: [sarcastically] Oh, but then, by all means, please leave that filthy box in my kitchen.

  • Henry Jackson: Hi, Peter!

    Peter Parker: Hey, Henry! You've grown tall.

    May Parker: You'll never guess who he wants to be... Spider-Man!

    Peter Parker: Why?

    May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.

  • May Parker: We need a hero, couragous sacrificing people, setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero, people line up for 'em, cheer for them, scream their names, and years later tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who told them to HOLD ON a second longer. I believe theres a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble. And finally gets us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want most, even our dreams.

  • Peter Parker: I'm responsible...

    May Parker: For what?

    Peter Parker: For what happened to Uncle Ben...

    May Parker: But, you were at the library, you were doing your homework.

    Peter Parker: He drove me to the library, but I never went in.

    May Parker: What do you mean?

    Peter Parker: [sobbing] I went someplace else, someplace where I thought I could win some money, to buy a car, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... I won the money, the guy wouldn't pay me, then he got robbed... the thief was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I wanted to take revenge... I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who did the right thing. I held his hand when he died... I've tried to tell you so many times...

  • May Parker: [Peter apologizes for a previous conversation] Pish-posh. We needn't talk about it. Water over the dam, or under the bridge, or wherever you like it, but...

    [happily sighs]

    May Parker: You made a brave move in telling me the truth, and I'm proud of you, and I thank you, and I... I love you, Peter. So very, very much...

    [hugs him]

  • May Parker: Shame on you!

  • Peter Parker: [Aunt May is moving, and boxes are outside her house] Hey, where are all my comic books?

    May Parker: Oh, those dreadful things? I gave those away.

  • May Parker: [after Spider-Man saves her life] Ohh, have I been wrong about you!

  • May Parker: [Peter apologizes for a previous conversation] Pish-posh. We needn't talk about it. Water over the dam, or under the bridge, or wherever you like it.

  • Peter Parker: [consoling his Aunt who blamed herself for Uncle Ben's death] Aunt May, you don't have to punish yourself...

    May Parker: Oh, I know I shouldn't. It's just that you wanted to take the subway, and he wanted to drive you. If only I had stopped him, we'd all three of us be having tea together.

  • Spider-Man: [referring to Doc Ock] We sure showed him!

    May Parker: What do you mean 'we'?

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