Maximillian Quotes in Dracula's Curse (2006)

Maximillian: Do not upset the Countess. There will be repercussions.

Maximillian: Evil is good and ass is good, and if you find you a piece of evil ass, WOO!

Maximillian: [Julius is afraid that Maximillian wants to feed on him. Max pulls a bit of Tony the gangster out of his teeth] "I just had Italian."

Maximillian: [after being shot] Interesting. I've been stabbed, and I've been hanged, and I've been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I've never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!

Julius Jones: Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.

Maximillian: It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy.

Policeman with dog: You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves to bite!

Maximillian: So do I!