Max Simkin Quotes in The Cobbler (2014)

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Max Simkin Quotes:

  • Max Simkin: I don't sell shoes, Mrs. Stevens.

  • Jimmy: I was always telling your pop he should sell this crap and make some money, but he can never throw anything away.

    Max Simkin: Yeah, except his family.

  • [last lines]

    Abraham Simkin: Tomorrow we'll sit down with the stitcher. I'll show you everything.

    Max Simkin: Oh, man, that thing is great, Pop. Where-where did we get it?

    Abraham Simkin: The stitcher? Oh, that's a good story, actually. A long time ago, on the coldest of winter nights, a vagrant came knocking at the door of our shop. Your great-great-grandfather gave him shelter when no one else would. He fed the man, mended his shoes... In the morning, the vagrant...

  • Max Simkin: Hey, Ma, let me ask you somethin'. You ever wish you were somebody else?

    Sarah Simkin: No. I'm your mother. That's all I ever wanted to be.

    Max Simkin: But... if you could do whatever you wanted to do, what would it be?

    Sarah Simkin: Um... Have dinner with your father. That would be nice.

  • Abraham Simkin: You know, barbers have always been very trusted friends to us. We never have to worry about them.

    Max Simkin: Uh, who do we have to worry about?

    Abraham Simkin: Dry cleaners.

    Max Simkin: Dry cleaners? Really?

    Abraham Simkin: They're not nice fellas, and they're very powerful.

  • Carmen Herrara: I'm delivering groceries to one of our elderly neighbors.

    Max Simkin: All by yourself?

    Carmen Herrara: Yeah, Max, I'm a bad ass.

  • Max Simkin: Kid, wake up! I'm not gonna eat you!

  • Max Simkin: [Wearing a female customer's shoes] I'm a lady.

    Max Simkin: [Feeling down his pants] No I'm not!

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