Max Kirkpatrick Quotes in Fair Game (1995)

Max Kirkpatrick: Please, Rita. Just cut me a little slack on space, OK.

Rita: No, no, no! You have run out of slacks, Max! No more slacks for you!

[after using his computer's keyboard to subdue an armed man]

Max Kirkpatrick: So, a computer *is* good for something after all.

[confronting Kazak on the Tortuga]

Max Kirkpatrick: You killed my partner, my cousin, my crew...

Ilya Kazak: [mockingly] Ssssssorry.

Max Kirkpatrick: You really have no conscience, do you?

Ilya Kazak: Oh, I can't afford the luxury of a conscience.

[to his guards]

Ilya Kazak: Kill him!

[Max is on the phone with a convenience store clerk and Ilya Kazak]

Max Kirkpatrick: Why don't you drop that bullshit American accent.

Ilya Kazak: [sounding American] I don't know what you mean.

Max Kirkpatrick: Dosvedanya, Asshole!

Convenience Store Clerk: Dosve... WHAT!

Ilya Kazak: [normal voice] Dosvedanya, Asshole?

Convenience Store Clerk: Yo man, fuck YOU and fuck whoever ELSE on the phone!

[hangs up]

Ilya Kazak: Clever BASTARD!

[hangs up]