Max Hagger Quotes in It's All Gone Pete Tong (2004)

Max Hagger: You're talking like a 95 year old war vet. Frank, you need professional help.

Max Hagger: I think what he's trying to say is even though he feels that he has nothing to prove to you, he'd be happy to prove anything you want, to you.

Frankie Wilde: I once stole 500 quid from your wallet in the studio.

Max Hagger: Well, it's only money. No big deal.

Frankie Wilde: And it was me who stuck that scaf bar through the windscreen of your Merc. It wasn't that Asian kid.

Max Hagger: Well, he's probably out now anyways, so, no harm done.

Max Hagger: I've heard some stories. This guy supposedly saw him in New York wearing a garbage bag for a hat and shoeboxes on his feet and he had a rock, and he was trying to eat it like a sandwich.

Max Hagger: [to Frankie and girlfriend Penelope] See, deaf people hate their ears. Right?