Max Fairbanks Quotes in What's the Worst That Could Happen? (2001)

Max Fairbanks: Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! NOBODY!

Gloria: I do!

Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!

Max Fairbanks: I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?

Gloria: Tread a level course.

Max Fairbanks: What did the Boston Times call me?

Gloria: The Dark Prince of Plunder.

Judge: Sell the house!

Max Fairbanks: Up yours, you fat pig!

Edwina: Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?

Windham: Maybe because I *like* Kevin!

Max Fairbanks: Total stranger. Très bizarre.