Max Belfort Quotes in The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Max Belfort Quotes:
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Max Belfort: What kind of hooker takes credit cards?
Donnie Azoff: A rich one!
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Max Belfort: $430,000 in one month, Jordy. huh?
Jordan Belfort: They're business expenses.
Max Belfort: Jordy, look what you've got here. Look at this! $26,000 for one fucking dinner!
Jordan Belfort: No, no, this can be explained. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. champagne.
Nicky Koskoff: The porterhouse from Argentina.
Jordan Belfort: Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne.
[to Donnie]
Jordan Belfort: And you brought in all the sides tell him about the sides.
Donnie Azoff: I ordered the sides, so...
Max Belfort: Sides? Sides? $26,000 worth of sides? What are these sides? They cure cancer?
Donnie Azoff: The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive.
Jordan Belfort: [bursting into laughter] Shut the fuck up!
Donnie Azoff: I'm serious.
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Max Belfort: [hears a phone] Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? God damn it!
Leah Belfort: [watching TV] You're gonna miss it!
Max Belfort: Tell me something I don't know, I wait ALL WEEK for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking...
[picks up the phone]
Max Belfort: [calmly, in a transatlantic accent] Hello?... Jean? How are you, Jean?... Righto, Jean, That'll be great... Cheerio!
[hangs up]
Max Belfort: [explodes] Fucking half-wit!
Leah Belfort: You missed it!
Max Belfort: GOD... DAMN IT!
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Max Belfort: This is obscene!
Jordan Belfort: It was obscene, in the real world. But who the fuck wanted to live there?
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Donnie Azoff: The IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine.
Max Belfort: T&E. T and E. It's T and E!
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