Max Basner Quotes in Nothing in Common (1986)

[last lines]

Max Basner: [to David] You're the last person I ever thought would come through for me.

Max Basner: Your best friend is your dick.

David Basner: Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is *your* dick.

Max Basner: Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch.

Max Basner: That was something we all had in common... your grandfather, me, you. We always knew had to talk a girl into bed.

David Basner: I'm glad you still can.

Max Basner: I can't. I can't do it anymore.

David Basner: I could've been a great doctor.

Max Basner: You could've been a great anything, son.

Max Basner: I lost my lines. They fired me.

David Basner: [David gets out of his Jeep and walks around angrily for a few moments, then gets back in the car] What are you gonna do?

Max Basner: I know you hate me. But you have to help me.