Mavis Quotes in The Drowning Pool (1975)

Mavis: It's not nice to look up lady's dresses.

Lew Harper: Everyone's got to look somewhere.

Jonathan: Yeah, well, I was afraid your dad was gonna suck all the blood out of my body if I didn't say that.

Dracula: I wouldn't have... No, he's right, I would have done that.

Mavis: Dad.

Dracula: I was wrong, Devil-chops.

Dracula: [Runs after Quasimodo to rescue Jonathan, but is stopped by Mavis] Mavis? Why are you still up? The sun is out. It could kill you, my honey-gut.

Mavis: I couldn't sleep. You know where Jonny went?

Dracula: I don't know. He -

[Turns around & eyes her down angrily]

Dracula: Why do you want know?

Mavis: Oh! Uh,

Mavis: Uhm... who is that?

Dracula: Who was what?

Jonathan: [groans]

Dracula: Oh that. That is ahh... nobody.

Mavis: Seriously dad?

Jonathan: Dad?

Mavis: Yeah, I know Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first.

Jonathan: Dracula?

Mavis: Ha-what-what?

[repeated line]

Mavis: Holy rabies!

Dracula: [holding Jonathan and looking at Mavis] Someone closer to your age, help plan the party.

Mavis: [looking at Jonathan] You're my age!

Jonathan: Sure, oh, well, how old are you?

Mavis: 118.

Jonathan: 100 and...

[Dracula elbows Jonathan in the stomach]

Jonathan: Yeah, I'm 121.

Mavis: Really?

Mavis: Is it true, are you a human?

Mavis: Oh, hi humans.

Mavis: You sure? It'll be fun.

Jonathan: Ok.

Mavis: Who was that?

Dracula: Who was what?

Murray: Dennis!

Dracula: Dennisavich

Mavis: He's not in his room.

Wayne: He's not by the pool

Frankenstein: [Drinks an entire bowl of soup] He's not in this pot of soup.

Mavis: Which Wright Brother did you buy this plane from?

Leon the Pilot: [sarcastic] Probably the one you dated in high school.

Mavis: Oh, that's reassuring. We have a funny pilot.

Mavis: Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from?

Leon the Pilot: Probably the one you dated in high school.

Mavis: Wooo! I feel so much better. That's very reassuring. We have a FUNNY pilot!

Mavis: Hah! A couple of gold diggers, comin' up empty. That's terrific!

Charlie: What do I look like, a schmuck?

Mavis: The jury's still out on that one.

Liz LaBreche: Shut up, ma. We're keepin' him.

[Beth is badly beaten up]

Mavis: Jesus girl, is that the result of one hell of an orgasm or what?

Mavis: You know the rules - keep your mouth shut and your legs open!