Maude Larrabee Quotes in Sabrina (1995)

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Maude Larrabee Quotes:

  • Linus Larrabee: David, where's Sabrina? You didn't go with her?

    David Larrabee: Well obviously not, Linus, I mean, here I am, right? She's probably having her beverage service right about now.

    Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: Who's Sabrina?

    Patrick Tyson: The chauffeur's daughter!

    Linus Larrabee: Don't call her that!

    [David looks at him in amusement]

    Elizabeth Tyson, MD: She was after David for a while, then apparently she switched to Linus. She seems to have decided that HE was the one with the power.

    Linus Larrabee: [outraged, pointing to David] Is THAT what he told you?

    Elizabeth Tyson, MD: He told me everything, Linus.

    Linus Larrabee: [to David] And you didn't see her before she left? You didn't talk to her?

    David Larrabee: Oh, sure, I said goodbye, and I think I wished her luck. Maybe not. I told her I felt kind of funny accepting my brother's hand-me-downs

    [Maude covers her mouth to keep from smiling]

    David Larrabee: , and I said don't take it personally, and you've always been generous to your women in the past, and I was sure she'd be more than compensated for... whatever!

    [Linus punches him]

    David Larrabee: See! I told you! He loves her!

    Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: Who?

    Patrick Tyson: Sabrina!

    David Larrabee: [touching his mouth] Is he packed?

    Mack: Yes.

    Linus Larrabee: Is who packed?

    Mack: You are. Just one bag.

    Linus Larrabee: [flustered] Wait a minute, you - you packed my clothes? You went to my apartment?

    Maude Larrabee: I took her!

    Mack: We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer; it was like touching the Shroud of Turin.

    David Larrabee: Here, sign this. It's your authorization for the completion of the merger. AND this - it gives me the raise I deserve for the new position I'm assuming. There's a car waiting for you downstairs, a helicopter at East 60th... the plane ticket's been changed to the Concorde. It leaves in exactly 39 minutes. If you make it, you just might beat her there.

    [Linus turns away in thought]

    Elizabeth Tyson, MD: Go, Linus! Don't think!

    Linus Larrabee: [hesitantly] She... she must absolutely hate me!

    Maude Larrabee: She'll get over it. We all do... Linus, you know I love you. No mother could be prouder. But I think it's time that you ran away from home.

    David Larrabee: But sign these first.

    [Linus signs the forms and clasps David's shoulder]

    Linus Larrabee: If you'll excuse me... it appears I have a previous engagement.

    [leaves]

  • Maude Larrabee: David, you're like my own son.

    David Larrabee: I am your own son, Mother.

    Maude Larrabee: Exactly! Now, I endured twenty-one hours of hard labor to bring you into the world. The doctors begged me to take drugs, but I kept saying I wouldn't do anything to hurt my child. Well, I've changed my mind - you screw up with Elizabeth and I swear I'll kill you.

  • Maude Larrabee: I feel terrible.

    Linus Larrabee: Take a pill.

    Maude Larrabee: Watch it. I'm still your mother.

    Linus Larrabee: And you taught me everything I know.

    Maude Larrabee: I didn't teach you this.

  • Linus Larrabee: David, sit down.

    David Larrabee: I can't talk right now, I have to be somewhere.

    Linus Larrabee: Just sit down!

    David Larrabee: [David sits and there is the sound of glass crunching] Owwwaaahhh!

    Maude Larrabee: What?

    David Larrabee: I sat on the glasses!

    Linus Larrabee: Mother, go get Dr. Callaway. He's at the bar.

    Maude Larrabee: Who put glasses on the chair?

    David Larrabee: Can we talk about this later? I'm bleeding!

    Maude Larrabee: Darling, don't worry, just elevate... something.

  • Maude Larrabee: Did Elizabeth pick out her dress yet?

    Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: We're still working on the guest list. Six hundred so far, and that's just on our side!

    Patrick Tyson: That's not a wedding, it's a town.

    Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: Stop, it's going to be wonderful! Elegant but simple, lavish but tasteful...

    Patrick Tyson: Cheap but expensive.

  • [Sabrina and David are dancing]

    Maude Larrabee: They grew up together. She's like a sister to him, Patrick.

    Patrick Tyson: I have a sister. That's not how we dance.

  • Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: Fabulous party, Maude! I'm so sorry Elizabeth wasn't able to make it.

    Maude Larrabee: So am I.

    [chagrined]

    Maude Larrabee: She gave me a dog.

  • Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: Here are the wedding invitations. We thought we'd use recycled paper.

    Maude Larrabee: Why does it always look dirty?

  • David Larrabee: Now, Patrick, the debt burden this merger will accumulate will make it necessary to restructure some divisions. I've done a very quick review of last quarter's performance of each division of both companies.

    Maude Larrabee: David, when did you ever?

    David Larrabee: Mother, you've copied me on the financial standings of this company for 17 years. You just assumed I couldn't read.

  • Maude Larrabee: [exasperated, to David] Right smack-dab in front of your prominent and paranoid future in-laws you are hustling the chauffeur's daughter!

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