Matthew Stewart Quotes in Saving Grace (2000)

Matthew Stewart: Last time you were in London was five years ago for the Chelsea Flower Show. You can't sell this stuff at a florist!

Grace Trevethyn: What's your Master Plan Then?

Matthew Stewart: I was going to go to Portabello Road...

[Grace disagrees]

Matthew Stewart: With the greatest respect... I'm the young hip one. You're the hip replacement.

Grace Trevethyn: [high on weed, she starts laughing hysterically]

Matthew Stewart: What? What is it? What's so funny?

Grace Trevethyn: [laughing] You're Scottish!

Matthew Stewart: [imitating a Dalek from Doctor Who] The mutant buds are nearly ready, Great One. Soon we will release them into the atmosphere and take over the entire planet!

Matthew Stewart: I avoid confrontation. If you grew up in Glasgow in the 1970's you'd avoid confrontation too. All I want is a easy life. I want to grow some vegetables, smoke some weed, sing carols at Christmas time and who knows? One day I'd like to be a dad and raise a couple of fucking children. But that's it! I've had it! I've fucking had enough. I'm going! No more Mr. Cuddly Toy!

Nicky: You're getting older.

Matthew Stewart: These are laugh lines.

Nicky: Nothing's that funny.

Matthew Stewart: No more Mr. cuddly toy. I'm not hanging around here to be a whipping boy for ganja Grace and captain Nicky the fuckin' lobster queen.

Matthew Stewart: It's Nicky. Nicky doesn't want to be in a relationship with someone who's irresponsible. And I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who isn't Nicky.