Matthew Hooper Quotes in Bad News Bears (2005)

[after having the kids use cans of pesticide that had a warning against carcinogen]

Morris Buttermaker: Hey, Hooper, what are you doing with that patch on your eye? Playing Pirate? Come to swab the deck, matey?

Matthew Hooper: Mother says I have cancer of the eye.

Tanner Boyle: Great. First we have to play ball with a girl? What next? A cripple?

Matthew Hooper: Hey!

Tanner Boyle: Oops, I forgot!

Morris Buttermaker: You with me?

Matthew Hooper: Like I said, we took a vote.

Morris Buttermaker: This is not a democracy! It is a dictatorship, and I'm Hitler!

Timothy Lupus: I got stitches on my foot.

Matthew Hooper: Oh yeah? Well, I'm in a damn wheelchair!

Morris Buttermaker: Come on guys, remember what I told you, there's no "I" in team

Matthew Hooper: Yea, but there's an "M" and an "E".

Tanner Boyle: THERE SHOULD BE AN "F" AND A "U"!