Matt McGuire Quotes in The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

Matt McGuire: What is that?

Gordo: That is Miss Ungermeyer. Get on her good side, and it's your one-way ticket to an Ivy League School. But if you get on her bad side...

Janitor: [passing by with mop bucket] ... excuse me, gotta clean up some vomit.

Matt McGuire: You end up like that guy?

Gordo: You end up *working* for that guy.

Sam McGuire: All right, tell me what you know that I don't.

Matt McGuire: Dad, it's only a fourteen-hour flight.

Matt McGuire: 74 percent of Italian teenage boys said that they would most like to date American girls.

Sam McGuire: Where'd you get these numbers?

Matt McGuire: They're available for everyone who's got a computer.

Matt McGuire: I shall win the Academy Award.

Sam McGuire: Miss Ungermeyer says Lizzie's very well chaperoned.

Matt McGuire: Yeah, what is she, 5'1", 5'2" max?