Matt Damon Quotes in Team America: World Police (2004)


Matt Damon Quotes:

  • [repeated line]

    Matt Damon: Matt Damon.

  • Tim Robbins: Actors!


    Tim Robbins: Attack!

    Helen Hunt: Helen Hunt!

    Samuel L. Jackson: Samuel Jackson!

    Matt Damon: Matt Damon!

  • [repeated line]

    Matt Damon: MATT DAMON!

  • Helen Hunt: I'm... Helen Hunt!

    Samuel L. Jackson: Samuel L. Jackson!

    Matt Damon: [stupidly] Mmmaaattt Dammmmmooonnnn!

  • [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]

    Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.

    Matt Damon: [exasperated] Oh Jesus, again Ben?

    Ben Affleck: [cocky] No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!

    Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: There they are!

    Jay: Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo!

  • Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."

    Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.

    Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...

    Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.

    Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?

    Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.

    [They both take a beat and look at the camera]

    Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you go back to the well.

    Matt Damon: And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games.

    Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.

  • Clark: [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Now how do *you* like *them apples*?

    Ben Affleck: [in huddle with Damon] I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. What are we gonna do?

    Matt Damon: Chucky, it's hunting season.

    [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]

    Ben Affleck: Applesauce. Bitch.

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